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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By civicman - 27/09/2009 02:19 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2017 22:00 - United States - Holland

Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By marsbar - 15/03/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 01:20 - United States

Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML

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afdude87 6

Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:48

3, did someone wedgie you so hard your brain stopped working?

19eightyeight 4

Wednesday 27 April 2011 11:56

I give my gf wedgies all e time. she loves those.

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robc32ca 4

Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:07

no no he thought she called him a kitten! but really how old is he? 12?

smithy198 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:08

of course haha

ColorfulDonut 7

Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:08

SUPER WEDGIE POWER

BurtonX56 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:18

Your just mad that you have some skidmarks on your underwear.

HeavyMetalViking 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:28

So did he see a cameltoe or a mooseknuckle?

boygeorgebaby 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:32

What a jerk! I know this is kind of a ridiculous situation, but why the hell would you do that to your gf who just obviously loves you. Give him a super one back!

sarahlynnxxxx 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:32

He was jus showin appreciation for your assets

makkwheel 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 4:04

haha get it?? ASSets haha!!

WOODYfromthaBAY 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:33

well, what else are thong undies for? unless you were wearing granny panties, then ya fyl..

WOODYfromthaBAY 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:56

correction: ydi if u were wearing granny panties.

regsworld11 2

Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:37

give him one back? but really, how old is he? that's childish!

robotiick 12

Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:38

damn it 16 u beat me to it

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