Health: Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her...

By mommy_issues - 29/08/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her medication. When I asked her, she pulled a knife on me. Looks like I got my answer. FML

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By need my own place - 24/10/2015 23:24 - United States

Today, while I was cutting myself some watermelon, my mom walked in. I could tell she hadn't taken her medication in a while because she freaked out, grabbed the knife, and burst into tears before yelling at me, saying I could have cut myself and bled out. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2021 22:58

Today, my mom thought it would be funny to wake me up with a monster mask on, holding a knife, and screaming, "I'm going to kill you!" My first response was to punch her in the face then kick her. Guess who's grounded for a month. FML

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By joey - 09/03/2020 05:00

Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML

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By awkwardpartybear - 04/01/2014 23:43 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML

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By Eres - 11/02/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, my mom took away my medication. She's afraid I'll get "hooked". The medication is anti-anxiety pills. I have horrible anxiety attacks that sometimes cause me to scratch my arms until they bleed. FML

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By feartheend511 - 19/08/2010 15:48 - United States

Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 22:24 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML

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By TGIkaty - 10/02/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

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warmfuzzy 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:05

i feel sorry for you, a violent-when-non-medicated mother. how lovely.

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:18

I have a friend who has a bipolar Mom. She gets out of hand sometimes (and if I remember right, she's done some violent things). I don't remember something like that happening, but I know how dangerous it can be to live with someone who has bipolar disorder (not from personal experience, just from what my friend has told me). It can be difficult... Hopefully you're okay. Maybe she'll rationalize soon.

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annoyedkid 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:29

o.o disturbing to say that least

Fire_lights 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:33

Well, it seems like she needs to be back on her medication. Either that, or send her off to the whacky shack.

shuttuplily 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:48

So i'll take that as a yes?

Hazard911 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:48

And a few stitches? That would make this more amusing XD

JayXL14 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 0:06

holy fck I woulda stabbed that bitch in the heart realtalk

the_stereotype 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 0:07

i'm sooo calling fake on this one. i mean, not that it couldn't happen. but this one just looks like it was written as a joke

alliemi 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 0:22

I'm going to have to agree.

mccaincracker 6

Sunday 30 August 2009 0:15

She's gone loony :D

alyzandra 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 0:40

Something like this could totally happen. This much I know just from working in a psychiatric treatment center. However, it's probably fake like most of the FML's these days. I just want DealerCamel to marry me.

mathsponge 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 1:02

Oh hahhahagagaggagGGGAGAGAHAHAYAVAFAVAHAHAGAYAVGUHAHAHHGggaggagaghhhah ... Ok.. U shuld try boarding school

kbaker90 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 1:09

Is your mom bipolar? My dad is, he pulled a gun on me once. Just try to stay away from her when she seems a bit "off". Whenever my dad gets crazy I just leave the house.

OhAnnie 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 4:35

my dad is the same way, usualy i am the only one he gets along with... but there have been some shitty times. the worst fist fight i've ever been in was with my dad. he is one tough old geezer.