Miscellaneous: Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I...

By CPN - 14/03/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. FML

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Curled out

By lashless - 22/05/2010 20:32 - United States

Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML

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Stressed out

By Jocelyn - 18/02/2019 12:00

Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML

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By Shaz - 24/08/2019 06:18 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I accidentally pulled out six of my eyelashes. It's noticeable. Very noticeable. FML

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By Bunni - 22/10/2009 22:22 - Australia

Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML

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It's not a phase, mom!

By Anonymous - 24/12/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While curling my hair I accidentally burned my cheek. I now have two black eyes and a huge burn on my cheek. My extended family is coming tomorrow. FML

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By redisnotmycolor - 16/11/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, while putting on makeup, I got a face full of bloody scratches instead of an even skin tone. Turns out my makeup sponge was full of bits of glass. My little brother forgot to tell me he shattered a mirror beside my makeup box. FML

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By my dumb bro - 17/04/2013 16:13 - United States - Gillham

Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML

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Leave it to the pros

By Anonymous - 05/11/2021 00:01 - United States - Epsom

Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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By RedEye - 11/07/2017 17:30 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my contact ripped in half in my eye. One half fell out, but the other half got stuck too far under my eyelid. An hour and $100 later, Urgent Care finally got it. FML

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Saturday 14 March 2009 20:07

that sucks.. wear fake ones for now?

cthulhu1138 1

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:13

I hear locking the door works wonders.

Comments

hockeyfanaticx87 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 9:00

now i'm afraid to curl my eyelashes...

blairvic 23

Tuesday 22 September 2009 4:28

Youch! That sucks. But, I gotta say that some people really don't know anything. Eyelashes do grow back. I know because I had Trichotillomania, a form a OCD that caused me to compulsively pick out my eyelashes. I would litterally have only 3 eyelashes sometimes, and no-one noticed at all! Also, sometimes I would wear a dark brown eyeliner where my lashes would be and it worked fine. Eventually, they grew back. They weren't as full and naturally defined, but it doesn't matter. A very small amount of mascara will make you look normal and natural!

boreddoubletears 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 1:50

Eyelashes don't always grow back... and that hurts, too. A lot.

Hollister1995 0

Friday 25 June 2010 4:15

ouch, when i read this my eyes burned o,O but anyways, im sorry...that sucks!!

gamerhead 3

Sunday 21 November 2010 9:00

I just changed the ur life sucks from 59999 to 60000!!!!

Fuutballer 0

Monday 2 May 2011 6:52

YDI for curling your eye lashes in the first place. Who cares?

exuberancegirl 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:31

my friend pulled out her eyelashes when she got nervous and pulled them all out. she had to wait forthem tongrow back in... she pulled them all out in 5 grade and they r finally starting to grow back.... and we r freshmen

hazeleyez97 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:09

I hate to break it to you but eyelashes don't grow back.

KaylieBieber13 0

Friday 1 July 2011 2:48

put fake ones on

HomPuff 2

Saturday 6 August 2011 11:24

I heard that it takes a really long time til eyelashes grow back... My sister's friend once cut her eye lashes for fun, she was nine. They finally grow back she's 20 now.