By PJ. - 05/01/2010 14:06 - United States

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Today, I planted a bit of a condom wrapper in my bed so my housekeeper would think I have a love life. FML
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moronslayer 0

if you're rich enough for a house keeper you're rich enough for a prostitute

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CallMeHush 0

Why are you trying to impress the housekeeper? She isn't going to give you any play. What did you do with the rest of it? Swallow?

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Reyo 2

I'm curious as to what the respect of your houskeeper would do for you. Not to be rude, but she's you're ******* housekeeper. It's not like she has the authority to give you an Oscar or a Nobel proze.

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Denikk 0

Oh yea because the normal reaction when you see a bed in which there's no condoms is: "Now this dude is a loser."

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SuperKnuckels 6

maybe OP should ask said house keeper for Fun hangout time. That is, after she's done cleaning lol.

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CallMeHush 0

Why are you trying to impress the housekeeper? She isn't going to give you any play. What did you do with the rest of it? Swallow?

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mekeskidi_fml 0

The housekeeper is going to think that he uses condom to **********.

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allen20 0

Aww that sucks. Go out there and find some love! :D

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dudeitsdanny 9

Hahahaha. This is the best comment I've seen today. It's "Yon", though. "Meester Yon."

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redbluegreen 40

If your housekeeper reads FML, it won't matter much now, will it? Anyway, there's loads of things you can do with condoms that don't involve getting any.

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Spaceghost77 0

Good move, now she thinks you are some weirdo that plays with condoms. She can tell a woman wasn't in your place.

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alexm501 0

Why do you think the housekeeper was a woman? And are they psychic?

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MakeupBurn 0

Pathetic. You think the housekeeper would care?

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padlarf 14

YDI for caring too much of what others think of you

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Maddoctor 10

Really? Because all those other FML's with "I (insert action) so I could get my family to think I have a life" totally don't get tons of FYL's. Just like that girl who got dressed up on New Year's Eve so her parents would think she had a social life. It's the same concept, and people seem to be sympathetic in those cases.

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obesemaurice 0

yeah but this is worse cause he can't get laid lol and what your family thinks matters more than what a bloody housekeeper does lol

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Maddoctor 10

Yes but your family shouldn't judge you even if you have no social life. I think the OP has some serious ego problems, but unfortunately people who aren't close to you tend to judge, and most people try to get them to judge in a good light. Although I'm not entirely sure if making it seem like you have a sex life will bring you good judgements... I'm just saying the two FML's are of equal standing.

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moronslayer 0

if you're rich enough for a house keeper you're rich enough for a prostitute

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