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By ronniewciv - 30/12/2010 07:48

Today, I was delivering pizza in the rain. A woman answered the door, saw me soaking wet and said, "Wow this rain is terrible, it must be horrible to be out delivering in it." She then tipped me 21 cents. FML

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You deserved it 3 765

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By micheal - 21/06/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML

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Protip

By Tipless - 07/11/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I was working as a Valet driver. After getting no customers for 5 hours in the pouring rain, a woman driving by stops and asks me for directions. Before leaving, she said, "I should probably tip you for that, since that's probably the only money you'd get all night." She didn't. FML

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By dammit33 - 28/05/2012 13:55 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML

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By JudasThePriest - 01/12/2013 07:42 - United States - Greensboro

Today, while delivering pizzas, someone ordered $19.41 in pizza and wings. After finally finding her appartment, she paid me in two sandwich bags full of pennies and nickels. I had to count them out before giving her the pizza. We aren't allowed to enter the residence, and it was 22 degrees. FML

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Currency

By PizzaBwaaay - 03/05/2022 22:00

Today, I was delivering pizzas and hit up a dude’s house who ordered two boxes of extra large. He gave me the exact change. I asked him, “What about the tip?” He paused for a minute, let out this loud rancid fart and said, “There’s your tip bub, now piss off!” and shut the door in my face. FML

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By monkey2069 - 13/05/2014 13:58 - United States - Elgin

Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML

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You deserved it 4 896

By tired waitress - 25/04/2016 23:05 - United States

Today, I'm a waitress. A customer came in and acted very kindly and even mentioned how I was such a help to her. She also mentioned leaving a nice tip. The tip? A fake $20. Thanks. FML

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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Nice try, Karen

By munchkin77 - 15/12/2021 20:01

Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML

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You deserved it 85

Little *****

By MLZ - 30/07/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, while at the restaurant I work at, a bunch of kids came in. They all gave incredibly complex orders, laughed at everything I did, and made a huge mess by "spilling" hot sauce and water all over the floor. After they left, I was tipped eleven cents. FML

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You deserved it 3 563

highlystrung 4

Thursday 30 December 2010 16:09

They're not actually obliged to give you a tip, be happy you got something.

rob935 5

Thursday 30 December 2010 22:05

Stop copying #12

Comments

360NoScopeBox4bo 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 21:42

Its 21 more cents then you had before

Suicidalpotatoe 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 21:48

What a bitchXD

Daniruu 4

Thursday 30 December 2010 22:26

I don't think people know what FML is for anymore. I think if the lady took the pizza without paying or even giving you a tip, yelled at you to go away and slammed the door in your face, I think that would be an FML because that would mean she would have made a rainy day even worse instead of being nice to you.

Sirin_fml 46

Thursday 30 December 2010 22:44

That is pretty rich, because you are the one missing the definition of an FML here.

babiebuntin 7

Thursday 30 December 2010 22:58

wow some people are jerks!! on the bright side u have 21 cents better then nothing!

Serec 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 23:23

So? Who the **** cares OP? Oh, did you want the bitch to invite you inside, pat your ass, give you a snuggy and some hot cocoa? Boo ******* hoo, OP has to work on a rainy day.

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Thursday 30 December 2010 23:50

Wow. You all just need to shut the hell up. You are COMPLETELY missing the point.

Wazilla 0

Friday 31 December 2010 1:04

#77 dude chill out...sheesh

ChloroformPanda 21

Friday 31 December 2010 1:23

I love people. So quick to judge, and they're harsh judgments at that. Trying to come up with the most "creative" snide remark so they can have their 5 seconds of whatever self-accomplishment they can possibly get from commenting on an FML, that they completely miss the point of it. Stop trying too hard to be an apathetic dick on the internet "just because you can." Your immaturity just shines through. Prime example: #77

yscpunkchick 14

Friday 31 December 2010 1:25

what a bitch, as a former delivery driver, i can say that. next time the lazy bitch should go get the pizza herself. ugh.... this is exactly why i quit