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Yay UCSD! There's actually a facebook group for survivors of the bird's attacks. (Also I think they named the homicidal mockingbird Sparky...)
i said a bird bird bird, the bird is the word! Haven't you heard about the bird?! Well everybody knows that the bird is the word.. i said a bird bird bird, the bird is the word!
Haha UCSD.
hahaha gotta love that silly PC bird... a friend of mine smacked it yesterday... ahahha revenge!! ohhh UCSD
1. Karma is a bxxxh 2. Irony is the darndest thing ;P
I hope that bird poked your eyes out you ******* dick!
YDI ... because you were warned
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karma's a bitch
this quite possibly could be the dumbest FML i've read in a while.