By xacked - 02/06/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I was designing a newspaper page with a story about an aggressive female bird that was defending its nest and attacking students near some stairs. In the article were photos of victims who were attacked. We had a good laugh over it. Later, I was walking there and the bird attacked me. FML
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Same thing different taste

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randomdude1234 0

this quite possibly could be the dumbest FML i've read in a while.

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Yay UCSD! There's actually a facebook group for survivors of the bird's attacks. (Also I think they named the homicidal mockingbird Sparky...)

adia369 0

I assume you go to UCSD... I got attacked by the bird too. Everyone around me was asking if I was alright, to which I responded, "Aww, it's so cute!" Yes, I do in fact have issues :-) Good luck with your article. At least now you have personal experience.

i said a bird bird bird, the bird is the word! Haven't you heard about the bird?! Well everybody knows that the bird is the word.. i said a bird bird bird, the bird is the word!

satinslippers 0

YDI - if you spent that much time on the article you had to have known the bird was there so why were you walking there UNLESS you wanted to be one of its victims

hahaha gotta love that silly PC bird... a friend of mine smacked it yesterday... ahahha revenge!! ohhh UCSD

ohhhhshizzz 0

A bird pooped on me once, I had the best day at school after that though! OMFG, have y'all read or wathced The Birds by Alfred Hitchcock. Gaah, I'm like terrified of birds because of that damn movie. Hahah, ohh the irony.

1. Karma is a bxxxh 2. Irony is the darndest thing ;P

I hope that bird poked your eyes out you ******* dick!