Star Wars, Cute and Health: Today, I was diagnosed with pneumonia. My breathing is short...

By Emily - 05/12/2012 17:55 - United States - Boston

Today, I was diagnosed with pneumonia. My breathing is short and heavy, and I wanted my boyfriend to comfort me. Instead, he called me Darth Vader, patted me on the head, and said, "Don't worry, the Force will be with you." FML

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By Amberain - 16/08/2012 15:16 - United Kingdom - Widnes

Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2013 20:52 - Norway - Nesoddtangen

Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML

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By FueledByFate - 04/02/2016 04:59 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I went to the doctor after being sick for weeks. I found out that I had bronchitis that then progressed to pneumonia. My girlfriend is hearing impaired, and when I can finally get words to come out when I speak, she can't understand them. I'm not sure who I feel more sorry for. FML

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By Lua - 28/06/2016 17:09 - France - Laon

Today, my friends renamed my dog, “Dog Vader.“ Yes, my dog has asthma. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 04:56 - United States - Medina

Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML

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By sickyandiknowit - 08/11/2014 07:36 - United States - Eugene

Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 11:47 - Denmark

Today, I got the flu. Feeling really sick and depressed, I called my boyfriend to get some comfort. When he didn't answer his phone, I called his house, only to hear his mother telling me, "He was so sad that you guys broke up." I didn't know. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2012 06:23 - United States

Today, my fiancé called and hung up right after I answered. He called back 5 minutes later demanding to know the name of the man who answered my phone. This "man" was me. I have bronchitis. Yes, he's aware of this. FML

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By n - 04/04/2015 18:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML

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By adderallgirl - 12/06/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML

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Wednesday 5 December 2012 22:07

"Anakin, you're breaking my heart!"

Rommel1942 9

Wednesday 5 December 2012 22:08

If that isn't love I don't know what is xD.

Comments

NellyFC35 19

Thursday 6 December 2012 6:56

Maybe he was trying to comfort you with a joke...maybe?no?....yea lets go with that.

barbsillvy 10

Thursday 6 December 2012 7:01

Are we dating the same guy?

barbsillvy 10

Thursday 6 December 2012 7:04

I meant to say, are you dating my husband?

starburst7596 14

Thursday 6 December 2012 7:04

That is actually super adorable.

fmlallthetyme 23

Thursday 6 December 2012 7:08

Because everyone should have the complete Star Wars set.

o_uhu_intrstng 4

Thursday 6 December 2012 8:26

well if you understood star wars you would know that's a very caring gesture.

olgakl 8

Thursday 6 December 2012 9:01

OP come on! he's a boy! if you want sympaties, call your Mom or girlfriends)) I'm a girl, and by now I know better than to expect soft and comforting comfort from my boyfriend) get well soon!

pdp_fml 21

Thursday 6 December 2012 10:24

Men never learn do they and that coming from a man. He should of tried to comfort you instead of being an a@@hole

shortpplrule05 3

Thursday 6 December 2012 10:30

If you can't appreciate a geek for all their geekiness, don't date one. :-) I have a geek for a boyfriend and his dorky comments brighten my day and would definitely be a comfort if I was sick.