Health: Today, I was diagnosed with strep throat. My mom wasted no time...

By Anonymous - 27/06/2013 16:58 - Finland - Nykarleby

Today, I was diagnosed with strep throat. My mom wasted no time accusing me of whoring around and claiming that most people get strep from performing oral sex. FML

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By Eden - 14/07/2011 20:21 - United States

Today, my tonsils swelled to roughly the size of golf balls. My mom refuses to take me to the hospital because she's convinced I got it from kissing someone, and until I "fess up", she's not budging. FML

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By why ma? - 21/04/2022 15:01 - United States

Today, my mom went through my drawers and found some antibiotics from Planned Parenthood. She immediately flew into a rage and told my whole family, my aunts, and her church that I was a “loose woman with a horrible disease.” The antibiotics were to treat bacterial vaginosis, not an STD at all. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2013 23:01 - United States

Today, I got my very first yeast infection. Thinking she would help me, I went to my mom. Instead she began yelling about how I'm lying and it's an STD and I don't believe in the power of Jesus. FML

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Great mom you got there

By Anonymous - 13/02/2021 05:01

Today, I felt an intense pain in my abdomen, so my mom drove me to the hospital. When we were in the waiting room, she rudely said, "It's probably an STD since you're such a slut." And then she left me there. It was a kidney infection. FML

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Call CPS!

By leovaldez - 22/06/2020 20:08

Today, after years of having seasonal allergies and months of having my throat close up, my mom agreed to see a doctor, only to insult me in front of the doctor, saying I just find new ways to make their lives harder and I'm probably making it all up. FML

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By STIdiot - 17/10/2011 12:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML

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Thanks for your support

By SocialSuicide - 17/11/2021 04:58

Today, I've been bedridden for 2 weeks. My mother, a very busy woman who lives 30 minutes away, took me to the doctor's office, which is barely 2 minutes across town. Turns out I have strep, and a bad ear infection. My loving boyfriend of 6 years, who lives with me, just told me to take a hot shower and I'd feel better. FML

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Sad but true

By mcginnismr - 13/05/2016 22:57

Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML

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Can't talk right now

By Anonymous - 03/07/2021 08:01 - Canada

Today, while I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend in the shower, my mom stood outside the door the whole time, asking me about my day. My girlfriend never stopped going, and my mom, who was unaware that my girl was with me in the shower, is now getting me tested for speech impairment. FML

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By BadLuckBetty - 09/08/2016 11:33 - United States - Millville

Today, after weeks of flirting with the hot guy at the gym, he finally asked me to meet up with him outside. I was diagnosed with strep throat just hours before our date. FML

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AbstraktThoughts 13

Friday 28 June 2013 2:18

Was she speaking from experience? ;)

xXHollowIchigoXx 17

Friday 28 June 2013 2:18

Cough on your mothers food. Then accuse her of whoring around. Just for laughs though.

Comments

MrsThoma88 5

Friday 28 June 2013 5:27

Someone is uneducated... Strep throat sucks. hope you feel better.

ULie909 8

Friday 28 June 2013 5:39

Ur moms a ****!!!!

usernameunkn0wn 18

Friday 28 June 2013 5:57

Yeah, you can get strep throat from oral just like you can get aids from a toliet seat...

WhiteCrimson 23

Friday 28 June 2013 6:15

Sounds like she is talking from experience? I mean come on, her mother would not point such a thing out without any prior knowledge of such things right?

Kc1001 14

Friday 28 June 2013 6:19

who did you kiss?

dangousity 21

Friday 28 June 2013 7:35

Stupid ******* ignorant people these days!

GlitterGoddess 6

Friday 28 June 2013 7:48

Did you tell that **** that strep throat is caused by a virus?

Cali_Italian 8

Saturday 29 June 2013 4:47

OP should not tell her mother strep is a virus because its actually a bacteria, and she should not sound as ignorant as her mother. Anyways, viruses can still be passed through sexual contact, so your comment is irrelevant to begin with.

depocadoll 15

Friday 28 June 2013 7:50

I think she might be remembering mononucleosis, which was known as the kissing disease. But you can get it from sharing a soda with someone, or any exchange of saliva. It's a strain of herpes, and stays in the body for life, but you're only contagious for about the first nine months. It's terrible and completely painful, but it's just another thing. I'd rather have mono than HERPES-herpes. And since pretty much everyone has at least one strain before they die, I'd choose that over cold sores around in inside my mouth, or nasty shit you-know-where...

mrslewis 16

Friday 28 June 2013 8:00

Sorry op but your mom is dumb... Strep throat usually comes from young children...

sadday_09 4

Friday 28 June 2013 11:41

Yes, young children usually get it more often, but teens and adults can get it too. It's a virus spread from sharing drinks or kissing someone contagious