Work: Today, I was directing traffic at work during one of the hottest...

By Sarah - 24/07/2011 00:01 - Canada

Today, I was directing traffic at work during one of the hottest days of the year. Not only do I have to stand in the heat and exhaust fumes for minimum wage, I also had to endure people asking me "Aren't you hot?" as they drove past me in their air conditioned cars. FML

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By "jojolovesyou134" - 31/03/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I decided to stand up to my bosses for making me lose money and work with heat stroke... while my co worker got to go home early I had to work 2 hours later. Turns out I got a supervisor in trouble for making me work when there was help allocated. Now I have to walk on eggshells, FML

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So hot

By Anonymous - 07/10/2015 16:46 - United States

Today, the AC broke in the kitchen of the restaurant I work at. Temperatures reached over 100 degrees and one of my coworkers nearly passed out. Our boss accused us of being "dramatic" and only let us step out after I collapsed. I need this job too badly to quit. FML

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By notmysistersbf - 20/04/2015 02:39 - Canada - Summerland

Today, my mom called my workplace and told my boss to make sure I wear a hat so I didn't get heatstroke like I did on my last shift. I'm 25. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2012 07:32 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I discovered that no matter how hot and exhausted you are, being blasted in the face with a high pressure hose is always more painful than refreshing. FML

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By yuhan - 22/07/2018 19:00

Today, while walking around outside with my friends, I was told that I have no right to complain about the heat since I'm not fat. Thirty minutes later, I had sweat out all the liquid in my body and promptly passed out from heat stroke. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I'm sitting in a disgustingly hot office with all the windows thrown open. There is no fan, and the owner won't let us use the air conditioner. The smell of mold permeates the room from the ceiling, giving me headaches by the end of the day. The owner refuses to get someone in to clean it. I can't quit. FML

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Pay up!

By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, while driving on the tollway my car overheated and died a few yards from the toll booth. I then had to wait, crying, in my smoking car for a patrol guy while cars moved around me. He had to push me through the toll and the lady in the booth said she felt sorry for me but still took my $3. FML

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By gabby - 16/06/2012 20:36 - United States

Today, I'm driving cross-country with my parents. As if the stifling heat isn't bad enough, they keep stopping to admire, comment on, and practically do a photoshoot in every corn field we pass. FML

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I hate this job

By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, I forced myself into work with severe laryngitis. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, except I work at candy and ice cream store at a major tourist destination. For seven hours I had to communicate with unsympathetic adults and screaming, bratty kids by miming and using a dry erase board. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2018 12:00

Today, a guy asked for hot fries at the drive thru. After receiving the fries, he threw them at the drive thru window, complained that they were too hot, and asked for the manager for burning his mouth. I am the manager. FML

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Sunday 24 July 2011 9:23

On the bright side, you get to say, "No shit" all day.

flockz 19

Sunday 24 July 2011 9:48

dude op YOU LIVE IN CANADA! IT CANT BE THAT BAD! come down here to texas an i will ******* show you what heat is.

Comments

koolkat27 13

Sunday 24 July 2011 16:08

You guys are idiots. i live in minnesota and the humidity here makes the temperature like 120. plus its a heat wave so its even worse. your complaining about texas and arizona and you guys dont even get half as much humidity and arent accustomed to usual cold temperatures we get up north. smh

RyNo24 4

Sunday 24 July 2011 17:06

boo-hoo, I have to do that in turnout gear at auto accidents... whiners...

nite66 21

Sunday 24 July 2011 17:11

lap-dance from your sister? haha

rooneyroo 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 17:13

If you live in the US, your employer is required to provide shade where you can take a break every two hours and 2 gallons of water for each employee on the job site per day. this is OSHA regulation. if they don't comply it's pretty damn easy to make them with a short call to OSHA.

chronick89 5

Sunday 24 July 2011 17:26

you forgot to mention that it's 40 degrees Celsius plus humidity

Miscellaneous519 2

Sunday 24 July 2011 18:00

Try living in coastal South Carolina (my previous residence) and southern Virginia (my current residence), where the heat and humidity is so bad that you literally get swamp ass from standing outside for 3 minutes. The heat is so bad here that the temperature was still 99 degrees fahrenheit at 11 pm last night.