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By qhu - 23/10/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, I was disciplining one of my students for behavior, and he started to roll his eyes every time I was trying to teach the lesson. So I threatened to write him up. After looking closely at the student, I realized he has a lazy roaming eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML

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By necca - 15/04/2021 23:00

Today, during class, my teacher left a small mark on the whiteboard. When I pointed it out, she simply rolled her eyes and told me to, “let it go.” I have OCD and was completely unable to focus on the rest of the lesson because of the mark. FML

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By Salvation711 - 15/04/2012 15:29 - United States

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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By Insomniac - 15/06/2022 00:00

Today, I was written up at work for "leering at my boss". I'm so sorry for having my eyes sore due to lack of sleep. FML

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By tenniemo - 10/08/2019 14:00

Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML

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By oralMistake - 26/10/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I failed an oral speech because "I didn't look up once." The problem was, every time I looked up, my teacher looked down. Every time I looked down, she looked up. FML

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Descriptive

By Teaching26 - 15/05/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML

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By thatsjustgreat - 25/01/2009 00:27 - United States

Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone. He had his gameboy nearly plastered to his eyes. I, cleverly, say to him, "Geeze don't put that thing so close, your eyes will fall out!" He took off his sunglasses, eyes going crooked, and said, "I'm legally blind." Insert foot here. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 20:36

Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML

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TheOptimist 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 8:43

Smart one

LexisMommy2010 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 8:52

Wow, that was not cool, you probably made that kid feel like crap!

Comments

lonesomeXheartbr 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 8:53

I've been waiting I've been waiting for this moment allll myy life but it's not quite right

lonesomeXheartbr 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 8:56

^ oh shit same time lol

DrAwesome 6

Saturday 23 October 2010 9:30

Holy fu- This is a sign. :D

mylifeblows3232 3

Saturday 23 October 2010 15:20

u guys should date

DrAwesome 6

Saturday 23 October 2010 22:16

Naaaaah. I'm way out of his league. ;] You know, being straight and all.

persianlovaaa691 0

Monday 25 October 2010 3:17

hahahahahahahah #70 win lmfao

Filitov 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 8:57

So... you were trying to make him be your disciple? That's a new one. Unless of course you meant disciplining him, which in that case changes the interpretation entirely.

oshi16toofly 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 9:02

well that sucks. lol

LisaBanana 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 9:10

"Oh I'm so sorry! I thought you were rude but you just...have a...lazy...eye."

SettoFail 9

Saturday 23 October 2010 9:10

my eyes were all over the plCwe trying to read this

maphineRAWRS 10

Saturday 23 October 2010 9:12

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha he'd look retarted

TimIsSoCoolLike 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 9:44

Says the one who can't spell retarded. you "retart" x]

dudeitsdanny 9

Saturday 23 October 2010 9:48

People who call others "retarted" are just epic win, hahaha.

FFML_314 11

Saturday 23 October 2010 11:10

Do you think her name is supposed to be "Maxine" and she misspelled that too?

maphineRAWRS 10

Sunday 24 October 2010 16:30

haha I hate iPhone predictor text thingys that change the word without me realizing.. Maxine? lolno. maphines short for josamaphine which is long for Josephine, so yeah I can spell my name, thanks for checking ;)

maphineRAWRS 10

Sunday 24 October 2010 17:31

That so wasn't even ment to sound mean!

Cartera 10

Saturday 5 May 2012 20:24

Meant.* Back to 3rd grade with you foul demon!

flickrus 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 9:23

oh that's pretty bad :p

blahblahblah1234_fml 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 9:40

All the school does is set up at parent teacher conference, but that doesn't do much.

Elixa 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 9:41

if your any good at your job you would have realized this student had the problem when they first started doing it, taken it in to consideration and not make them feel bad about themselves. Your an awful awful person and should be fired from your job!