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By qhu - 23/10/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, I was disciplining one of my students for behavior, and he started to roll his eyes every time I was trying to teach the lesson. So I threatened to write him up. After looking closely at the student, I realized he has a lazy roaming eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML

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By Salvation711 - 15/04/2012 15:29 - United States

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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By oralMistake - 26/10/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I failed an oral speech because "I didn't look up once." The problem was, every time I looked up, my teacher looked down. Every time I looked down, she looked up. FML

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By Teaching26 - 15/05/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML

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By thatsjustgreat - 25/01/2009 00:27 - United States

Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone. He had his gameboy nearly plastered to his eyes. I, cleverly, say to him, "Geeze don't put that thing so close, your eyes will fall out!" He took off his sunglasses, eyes going crooked, and said, "I'm legally blind." Insert foot here. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 20:36

Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML

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TheOptimist 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 8:43

Smart one

LexisMommy2010 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 8:52

Wow, that was not cool, you probably made that kid feel like crap!

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valri3 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 14:24

What does he deserve? That the poor kid has a lazy eye? No I feel you on this op that sucks.

Rooney77 3

Saturday 23 October 2010 15:17

Hope you get lazy eye too. Teachers like you shouldnt be teachers.

jailbot 7

Saturday 23 October 2010 15:59

Poor kid. I hope that rolling your eyes has been discussed with your students as a punishable offense, otherwise you are just being a jerk of a teacher.

Jaguaress 2

Saturday 23 October 2010 16:15

Wow, so kids in your class can't show any emotion whatsoever, if he had been rolling his eyes at you? Perhaps you should look at changing careers because you don't seem to have the patience for teaching. I hope you did write him up so that his parents can talk to your boss about your rude behavior concerning a kid with a physical issue.

Paula231_fml 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 17:05

**** you OP, man I feel better I always wanted to curse a teacher. **** you, you bitch. Go to hell and stay there!

Sammara 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 18:36

How could you NOT know that about one of your students??? Even the paras and the aides know stuff like that, and they're pretty restricted on the things they're allowed to know. It's October. You've had this kid in your class for at least a month, probably two. And you're just now noticing this? Maybe it's time to find a new career.