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By qhu - 23/10/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, I was disciplining one of my students for behavior, and he started to roll his eyes every time I was trying to teach the lesson. So I threatened to write him up. After looking closely at the student, I realized he has a lazy roaming eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML

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By necca - 15/04/2021 23:00

Today, during class, my teacher left a small mark on the whiteboard. When I pointed it out, she simply rolled her eyes and told me to, “let it go.” I have OCD and was completely unable to focus on the rest of the lesson because of the mark. FML

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By Salvation711 - 15/04/2012 15:29 - United States

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

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You deserved it 33 930

By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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You deserved it 42 836

Quit staring

By Insomniac - 15/06/2022 00:00

Today, I was written up at work for "leering at my boss". I'm so sorry for having my eyes sore due to lack of sleep. FML

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By tenniemo - 10/08/2019 14:00

Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML

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By oralMistake - 26/10/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I failed an oral speech because "I didn't look up once." The problem was, every time I looked up, my teacher looked down. Every time I looked down, she looked up. FML

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By Teaching26 - 15/05/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML

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You deserved it 17 554

By thatsjustgreat - 25/01/2009 00:27 - United States

Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone. He had his gameboy nearly plastered to his eyes. I, cleverly, say to him, "Geeze don't put that thing so close, your eyes will fall out!" He took off his sunglasses, eyes going crooked, and said, "I'm legally blind." Insert foot here. FML

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You deserved it 9 292

By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 20:36

Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML

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TheOptimist 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 8:43

Smart one

LexisMommy2010 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 8:52

Wow, that was not cool, you probably made that kid feel like crap!

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inurockx 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 22:16

ojpeas f

emilyizawesum 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 23:11

hehe

marsbar55 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 2:21

I hate teachers like you, you think you would of noticed considering the kid was in your class; a good teacher would of already noticed dur

trumpetGIRL12345 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 5:27

hey I have the same thing

Julia13_fml 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 6:13

This is why I hate teachers. Lol we don't need no education... Hey teachers leave your kids alone!

hcovballer247 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 7:18

You're awful!!!!

mylesfrank 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 22:26

ydi for writing someone up just cuz the rolled there eyes. asshat.

jdime209 2

Monday 25 October 2010 11:38

he was thizzin

the4starr 3

Wednesday 27 October 2010 14:39

ooh , yeah my friend has that.. i thought she just had an attitude problem when I first met her

skater4life69 0

Monday 13 June 2011 2:24

dick. your whybour education sucks. you teachers never pay attention to your students

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