By anonymous - 25/03/2015 04:24 - United States - Lubbock

Today, I was doing homework and I had my leg bent in a funny position. When I stood up, my hip dislocated. It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced. When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated my hip doing calculus. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 324
You deserved it 3 281
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

magickitten 26

I'd rather injure myself than do calculus too....

239 6

Comments

purpleturtle16 20

Just tell people you dislocated it while having sex! It's a white lie.. At least you'll have some fun!

4 17
goaliegirl39 10

They don't X-ray when you dislocate something. Just pop it back in and continue on your way. You will be in a pain for a bit but that's because you just dislocated something. I've dislocated my knee 8 times

4 16
Leenah_93 11

Not really. It depends on the type of the dislocation. Some will require an x-ray and some don't. Besides, some doctors will do it to make sure :)

7 4
Leenah_93 11

#49 For sensitive areas such as the spine they will do a CT scan or an MRI (CT to check for dislocation/fracture & MRI if damage to nearby tissues other than the bone is suspected), however, an x-ray is usually done before going to such extremes.

4 4
flamingarrow59 21

whoosh! thats the sound of the joke flying rught over your head #49

9 3
tantanpanda 26

I guess #49 can't "differentiate" between what's supposed to be a joke and what's serious :)

10 1
dashes 3

It sucks when you can't function :(

3 1
PhoenixMartinez 30

#49 when I took a first aid course a few years back, I was told that you shouldn't pop a dislocated joint back in (unless you're a doctor, obviously) because you could trap nerves or tendons or whatever and cause even more damage.

0 0
RockUntilYouDie 18

You acctually dislocated your hip when you stood up ^^ But ouch must have been painful ..

52 12
Wutdafuqq 24

Welp, it's been said that Calculus is a painful thing to learn.

21 1
iwanttogotoparis 26

I dislocated my hip once while lying in bed...

42 4
symfora 17

I dislocated mine sitting on my couch.

1 1
freckleface221 19

I dislocated my knee making the bed, I feel your pain!

0 0
kewpiesuicide 29

Mine does it all the time, usually in the mornings. I honestly don't feel a thing until it pops back into place and I realize that it was out.

0 0
magickitten 26

I'd rather injure myself than do calculus too....

239 6
ELoni_fml 25

Now I'm wondering, what are the odds of that happening?

51 4
AninOnin 24

No kidding. No worries, OP. I once broke my ribs letting my cat indoors...

2 0
castleofg1ass 19

Maybe you can use this as an excuse not to do calculus

35 2
corporatescoundr 25

OP see if you can get a doctor's note excusing you from any math over the level of pre-calculus.

23 0
kyndalashworth11 9

"Calculus dislocates my hip so I can't come to class anymore"

3 0
Georgia0p 17

Better than the dog ate my homework excuse I guess ?

34 2
fifi125 21

My brother once dislocated his shoulder from sneezing... So don't worry OP!

38 3
fifi125 21

He was literally lying in bed.... And sneezed.... And dislocated his shoulder. I had to pop it back in ?. (I've done it before)

1 2
emxy92 22

I cannot even imagine how painful a hip dislocation would be! I hope you have a speedy recovery!

23 3
jazzy_123 20

trust me, you don't want to know. I dislocated my knee a few years ago and was too scared to go the doctor. I did get it popped in by this massage therapist in the end because I couldn't walk, and if i tried, my whole side would crack from my knee, up to my waist. It took about 4 months for it to finally get better, and even now it hurts when it's winter time and I can't sit criss cross style anymore. So be careful because dislocating anything hurts!

0 1