By easrc - 08/09/2009 23:42 - United States

Today, I was doing laundry at college. There was a pile of clothes sitting on top of a dryer, but the dryer was empty so I used it. I came back to a note saying, "Don't touch my laundry, asshole" and a dryer filled with urine soaked laundry. FML
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easrc 5

I don't think you understand-the dryer was EMPTY with someone else's clean, dry laundry on top when I got there. I put my stuff in the the dryer and the idiot thought that I took his clothes out when in fact, it took him so long to get his stuff that SOMEONE ELSE took his clothes out, dried their own, AND took their own laundry out again. To all the people who agree that this is a real FML-Unfortunately the room doesn't have security cameras, but I narrowed it down to 3 possible people based on who I remember being in the hall at the time and the fact that it was mens clothing. The RA and the administration are currently investigating it-hopefully they make the culprit confess!

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falling_over 0

No, that guy was an asshole. Even if you had touched it, Taking someone's stuff out of the dryer after the time is up and leaving it on top is standard practice, and he had no right to be ab asshole about it. If you leave your clothes over time, and you find them on top of the dryer, then thats life, and deal with it. At my school we do that for each other all the time. No one gets upset over it.

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sowetodiva 0

thats the nastiest thing eva-sorry dude...

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Violet_Grace 0

Good plan, but there's no excuse for using the N word...

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rachelbrianna25 0

EW! The other day I was doing my laundry and I left the laundrymat for a few minutes. I came back and caught a lady trying to steal my clothes outta the washer! It was hilarious, to call her out on it. She said oh, i didn't realize that was yours. Then walked away quickly.

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che_williams 0

the person that peed on your clothes is EPIC! it was you doing the prick move. obviously the place was full or else you wouldnt of used a machine with clothes on it. therefore someone had got there earlier and then saved it as they went to get powder or to use the restroom or something. then you moved their shit and took the machine forcing that person to wait, up to an hour and a half for a free space. you deserved it. karma. you dont just go round doing that kind of stuff to people. you totally deserved it.

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easrc 5

I don't think you understand-the dryer was EMPTY with someone else's clean, dry laundry on top when I got there. I put my stuff in the the dryer and the idiot thought that I took his clothes out when in fact, it took him so long to get his stuff that SOMEONE ELSE took his clothes out, dried their own, AND took their own laundry out again. To all the people who agree that this is a real FML-Unfortunately the room doesn't have security cameras, but I narrowed it down to 3 possible people based on who I remember being in the hall at the time and the fact that it was mens clothing. The RA and the administration are currently investigating it-hopefully they make the culprit confess!

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xenomorph 0

We have 32 people in our residence hall, and we share two washers and two dryers. That's a small ratio, but regardless people move clothing all the time. It works very well. There are a few dicks who actually wait for someone to start a dryer load, then immediately remove the wet clothing and replace it with their own, but we always steal their clothing. They then can either confess and request the stolen clothing back, in which case we give it to them along with their punishment, or they can be silent and buy new clothing.

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sheltielov3r 3

omg thats horrible what college do you go to? lol

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ReadyAimFire18 0

As long as the clothing was dry, what does it matter if they moved it? If you don't want people to touch your stuff in the washing machine, pay attention to the time and be back when the cycle is done. And before anyone comments, yes I get it, he didn't move the clothes, it was someone else! Just ranting a little because I am in a dorm where 25 of us share 2 washers and 1 dryer (there used to be two, but one broke) and last week I put my laundry in the dryer and came down 40 minutes later when the cycle was done to find my WET clothes on the top of the dryer and someone else running clothes in the machine with a note "Sorry, I have a plane to catch and I need these clothes to be dry!" I was not pleased...but I didn't pee in the machine...I just left a note in return saying "That's not ok. Use your time better and don't do laundry 10 minutes before you get on a plane."

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brilliantbarbie 0

ReadyAimFire...woah woah woah...hypocrite much?? If YOU dont want people touching YOUR clothes, YOU should be back before the cycle is done. That person moved your stuff because YOU weren't back in time to get it out. Im sure you're Mr. Perfectly Punctual when it comes to time management, right?? You've never had to catch a plane and realized the million and one things you forgot to do in the previous days, Im sure. How bout you use your time better and dont wait 40 minutes to go check your laundry if the cycle only takes 30.

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Cathrin 26

When did he say the cycle took 30 minutes? Maybe it did take 40.

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holly_fly 34

Their clothes were wet... Meaning someone moved them before they were dry and before the cycle was up.

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Hated_By_FML 0

its his fault for leaving his laundry. i hate when assholes leave their clothes in a washer/dryer when there are a limited amount of washers/dryers that alot of ppl have to use,, you did the right thing

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dragon8277 9

I would find him and beat the sh#t out of him.

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