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By awkword - 31/12/2013 17:47 - United States - Mckeesport

Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
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aishaa1 15

Well that's very rude of him, sorry to hear that OP

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hopsinlove17 26

Kick him in the balls and make sure to comment on how odd shaped they are now(;

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samabomination 19

Or skip kicking him in the balls and just not touch them at all.

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hopsinlove17 26

Even better. No guy should ever make a girl feel insecure about her body!

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Crazc 15

"not touch them at all" that can be worked around

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JMichael 25

He may have meant it to be a compliment. One stupid one if you ask me tho.

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kernelkat 16

Tell him that's what non photoshopped girls look like.

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bazookajoey 27

Should have said "god damn, you're single"

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Jelbeztok 17

am i the only one thats curious about how OP looks now?

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Xotoolyxo 16

Didn't know a person could be "oddly shaped"

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JMichael 25

Depends on what's considered "odd".

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MrRazzle 4

If there's a foot growing out of OP's waist, I'd say that counts.

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dawood_k 27

Well that went pear shaped very quickly

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wodenlord 11

I don't think he is right. But it was cruel of him to say that.

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Rodville 28

He is in front of a naked woman and he said that? Is he gay? I don't care how your shaped if your naked I would be very grateful.

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