Transportation: Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly...

By jjs51 - 23/01/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML

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By Awkward - 19/07/2012 02:15 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I sat awkwardly and pretended like I didn't notice my cousin discreetly trying to masturbate while talking to me. This isn't the first time anything like this has happened. FML

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You deserved it 3 869

By Joel_mama - 27/07/2009 01:12 - New Zealand

Today, while driving home with my parents. I pretended to be asleep so mum wouldn't talk to me. They then took this time to describe what they were going to do to each other when they got home. In full detail. FML

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You deserved it 20 796

Make it stop, please

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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You deserved it 125

Kids these days, eh?

By child - 10/12/2015 02:24 - United States - Avon

Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML

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You deserved it 1 560

By Nigel - 13/07/2015 21:15 - United States

Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML

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You deserved it 13 422

By chippuh - 26/04/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML

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You deserved it 3 121

By orgasmicriding - 22/12/2012 22:55 - United States - Wyandotte

Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had to awkwardly sit on his brother's lap as we drove to the store. I soon felt a poking sensation through his pants, just a few minutes before we hit a bumpy road. FML

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You deserved it 7 004

By Solemnwishing - 13/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML

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You deserved it 22 471

By bitchasaurusrex - 15/02/2011 21:24 - Canada

Today, I was driving with my mother. The ride was 2 hours long. For the first hour, she talked about how uncomfortable sex is the first time. For the second, she talked about how I should take accordion lessons. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 504

You deserved it 3 419

By W1D0 - 20/08/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

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You deserved it 5 029

TatMan15 10

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:15

Aww that's just nasty

KeannaLove 32

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:17

She is way to comfortable around you guys lol.

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asherm 15

Tuesday 24 January 2012 6:11

How do you she wasn't just itchy? Maybe she should go to gyno if that's the case.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 24 January 2012 17:01

She needs more than an OBGYN if she's scratching for 30 minutes. She'd need to be treated for an STD (Ok, the OBGYN might help with that)

anjala83 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 6:11

nasty but hilarious!!

BrysGirl27 14

Tuesday 24 January 2012 6:13

Someone having good dreams?...that really disgusting D: ewwww.... Real classy

sedda23 1

Tuesday 24 January 2012 6:22

Awkward.

A7X2012 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 6:29

Better she notices if u do it hahaha

Kaitlyn7697 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 6:30

Eww! Should had said get a room (:

sasha_is_my_name 5

Tuesday 24 January 2012 6:35

Bold move....

Aliciaisbabies 2

Tuesday 24 January 2012 6:35

How old is she?!

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 24 January 2012 6:38

lol you should've text her and said "i know what you're doing down there"

Fmlsea 28

Tuesday 24 January 2012 6:40

Seriously in the car ? Her ass could not wait 30 mins til she got home and alone before playing with herself . FYL

kay2810 9

Tuesday 24 January 2012 7:00

Some people just can't control their hormones.

thatguy303 5

Thursday 26 January 2012 3:23

Some people don't want to ;)

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Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my family. Everything went well until my mum started hitting the brandy. While kicked back in her chair, she asked my boyfriend how satisfactory I was in bed, and if he enjoyed going down on me. FML

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Today, I presented the worst seminar presentation probably in the entire history of my graduate department. I kept stumbling over questions, and overall, making an ass out of myself. I probably should leave my masters program at how thoroughly I burned myself. FML

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Today, my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to the Caribbean. I was ecstatic and broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, "Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening!" then left for work, laughing his arse off. FML

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Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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Today, I walk out of my apartment to find that my car is decorated with explicit drawings and "Happy 21st birthday" stuff written all over it. To top it off, my vehicle is completely wrapped in plastic wrap. I'm 22 and my birthday is in December. FML

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Today, I'm in love with my friend, and he's in love with me. The problem? We're both married to other people. We're not acting on it and we're going to do the right thing, which is letting it go, but my heart is broken in a million pieces right now. FML

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Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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Same thing different taste

Make it stop, please

Kids these days, eh?

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