Transportation: Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly...

By jjs51 - 23/01/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Awkward - 19/07/2012 02:15 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I sat awkwardly and pretended like I didn't notice my cousin discreetly trying to masturbate while talking to me. This isn't the first time anything like this has happened. FML

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By Joel_mama - 27/07/2009 01:12 - New Zealand

Today, while driving home with my parents. I pretended to be asleep so mum wouldn't talk to me. They then took this time to describe what they were going to do to each other when they got home. In full detail. FML

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Make it stop, please

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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Kids these days, eh?

By child - 10/12/2015 02:24 - United States - Avon

Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML

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By Nigel - 13/07/2015 21:15 - United States

Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML

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By chippuh - 26/04/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML

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By orgasmicriding - 22/12/2012 22:55 - United States - Wyandotte

Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had to awkwardly sit on his brother's lap as we drove to the store. I soon felt a poking sensation through his pants, just a few minutes before we hit a bumpy road. FML

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By Solemnwishing - 13/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML

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By bitchasaurusrex - 15/02/2011 21:24 - Canada

Today, I was driving with my mother. The ride was 2 hours long. For the first hour, she talked about how uncomfortable sex is the first time. For the second, she talked about how I should take accordion lessons. FML

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By W1D0 - 20/08/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

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TatMan15 10

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:15

Aww that's just nasty

KeannaLove 32

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:17

She is way to comfortable around you guys lol.

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ravenxcorvinus 9

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:38

O_O

hecseferblade 1

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:43

that's hot

KayleeBeth 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:45

Wth? Couldn't she just wait? Lol. That would be really Awkard and Weird. You gotta get over it though.

mattypoo14 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:47

:o nastyy

Zombiegirl420 1

Tuesday 24 January 2012 4:01

You might wanna be worried lol your the dude in the back with er.

ExToRtiOn 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 4:01

Should of ate her out

KingOfAmazing 9

Tuesday 24 January 2012 4:06

That's hot. Not even going to lie.

SamLiveFree_77 9

Tuesday 24 January 2012 4:07

107-OP eating out his own sister? NO.

Xotoolyxo 16

Tuesday 24 January 2012 4:09

how is she comfortable doing it in the car w. you n your parents :S

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 24 January 2012 16:59

cheap thrill.

chase234 1

Tuesday 24 January 2012 4:11

How old is she

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Same thing different taste

Make it stop, please

Kids these days, eh?

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