Work: Today, I was driving home from a long day at work fixing people's...

By Dispute - 08/08/2011 05:30 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from a long day at work fixing people's electronics. When I got home, I got a call from work saying I needed to go back and help a customer with their TV again. When I got there, after an hour of driving, I realized I'd accidentally kicked the power cord out. FML

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Today, I went to work 300 miles away from where I live. I couldn't find my customer's address, so I decided to call him. I'd picked up my wireless house phone instead of my mobile. FML

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Monday 8 August 2011 12:06

They didn't figure that out themselves for at least an hour? They better pay you good money

sxe_beast 11

Monday 8 August 2011 12:41

TV WHY YOU NO TURN ON? *smashes buttons on remote* WHY YOU NOT WORK? *pushes TV button* WHAT THE **** *ragesthrowsremotecontrolthoughwindow* *calls support people* WHY YOU NO FIX TV? WHY TV STILL BROKED? I WANT THIS FIXED NAAAAAAAAOOOOO! YOUR TECHNICIAN FAIL AT LIFE! HE MORON! *op drives to house plugs in cord* :|