Miscellaneous: Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by...

By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by a woman who was in the right lane. I ran off the road, taking out a fence and totaling my car. When the cops asked the woman what happened she responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 17:30

Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 19:18 - United States

Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML

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By Crashed - 01/01/2014 18:21 - United States - Evans

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By Brayden - 10/01/2016 03:27 - Australia - Crib Point

Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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Thursday 10 September 2009 23:12

Another way technology is trying to destroy human kind.

MaximumRide 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:09

Wow.......FYL

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kmoney66 0

Friday 11 September 2009 4:23

People r idiots

xf0rg0tt3nx 0

Friday 11 September 2009 5:35

You're a "people". Are you an idiot?

Intoxicunt 5

Friday 11 September 2009 4:31

Hahaha. I think I should leave my picture and name as is but change my profile to say "Mr." instad of "Miss". Confusion = lulz.

aaaaa12345_fml 0

Friday 11 September 2009 4:49

all women are terrible drivers

dhkb1337 0

Friday 11 September 2009 4:57

Dude if sorry about that but if she was indian you reserved the right to punch her in the mouth because we all know they can't drive so they deserve it

FreakyFaceFilms 0

Friday 11 September 2009 5:15

Actually a lot of Tom-Toms seem to be horribly innaccurate in several different areas, once it told me to drive off the side of a mountain in NC, no joke...but still the lady is a moron for not actually paying attention to the road.

xf0rg0tt3nx 0

Friday 11 September 2009 5:37

Wow, if you would've driven off the side of a mountain, that would have sucked for you. o.o

AJthegreenkiwi 0

Friday 11 September 2009 6:19

wheres feminist19 at? shed love this. anyway, either sex some of us do suck at driving. except hermaphrodites. Their awesome all the time! poor op, hopefully shell either drive off a mountain, or get her licence revoked. hopefully mountain though.