Transportation: Today, I was driving my car and I thought the construction guy...

By Susan - 23/08/2009 17:08 - United States

Today, I was driving my car and I thought the construction guy was flirting and waving at me. So I drove by him, waving back, then I hit an oil spill and my car ended up spinning out of control. He was trying to direct me away from the oil spill. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By jcheer113 - 17/05/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2016 03:40 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I forgot to take my wallet off the roof of my car and drove away, onto the highway. A man behind me began flashing his lights and waving his arms. I thought he was freaking out because I cut him off. I flipped him off. He was trying to tell me that all my money was flying down the road. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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Tailgate party

By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

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kyle_kbo20 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:03

YDI for thinking your all that, and that everyone wants to flirt with you

luxornv 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:22

Unless he was thrusting in the direction you should have went, he's not flirting with you. Stop flattering yourself.

Comments

littlegolferboy 4

Monday 24 August 2009 0:17

Was he trying to warn you by smiling coyly and stealing glances at you?

I_am_stupid_also 6

Monday 24 August 2009 0:34

When a cute guy flirts with you in a bar you probably crash into a big wet spot.

NEWTROLLINTOWN 0

Monday 24 August 2009 0:44

K U D O S

BikerMike 0

Monday 24 August 2009 0:49

you are one stuck on yourself ****

OMGitsKaleyxo 0

Monday 24 August 2009 1:01

full of urself much?

TysonFawlay 0

Monday 24 August 2009 1:08

wait what how did this happen. :D

Plumppotato 3

Monday 24 August 2009 1:53

spinning out of control? now that's hot. he may not have been flirting but i can see you went all out.

timtam24 0

Monday 24 August 2009 5:05

lmao

blueknight1st 26

Monday 24 August 2009 2:00

How self centered are you that when you see someone waving their arms that you think they are flirting with you?

DuxHuntin 0

Monday 24 August 2009 3:12

Unless you were driving really fast around a curve oil spills will not cause you to spin out that only happens in the video games. Oh it will happen to motorcycles. But what most likely happened is you felt like a complete douch after you realized you are an idiot and had to make up something to make this FML seem better.

jisaac09 25

Sunday 3 January 2010 20:28

Yea, really, **** you lying bitch.... i have drove thru oil prolly more times than most have ever changed their oil..... and my car, or truck or minivan dont go skidding out of control......

i_is_a_tr00l 0

Monday 24 August 2009 5:11

Turtle Juice, Homie. I was watching MTV last night, by the way, and this FML reminded me of when Lil Wayne went on the stage and had these really ugly shoes on and danced all weird. It was just the first thing that came to mind... Then the OP driving into an oil spill...