Miscellaneous: Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't...

By Amara1717 - 19/08/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML

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By child - 10/12/2015 02:24 - United States - Avon

Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML

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Close shave

By eyeamcool - 17/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, the police posted a description of the car of a child abductor. As everyone slowed down to read the billboard, I realized that the car's description and license plate were very similar to mine. After getting death stares from passengers, I got pulled over. Twice. FML

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By whitefox123 - 20/09/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML

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By omgn00blolz89 - 07/04/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML

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Caught

By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 10:57 - Ukraine - Donetsk

Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML

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By imnotastranger - 09/05/2014 03:01

Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML

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By anoymus - 31/05/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML

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By blackandblue - 02/11/2010 16:26 - United States

Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML

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By 464424 - 05/05/2012 06:24 - United States - Dayton

Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML

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By parkinglotslayer - 11/06/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my family and I were parking downtown when my sister yelled to watch out for a man approaching our car. I see him pull something from his pocket. I yell "It's a knife, don't roll down the window!" It was a pen, he was the parking attendant and the window was already rolled down. FML

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Orchid_fml 2

Wednesday 19 August 2009 12:12

lol no worries , i bet the cop didn't take her seriously . what a brat though .

Kiwi_Splash 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 12:17

Wow, she needs some discipline. That's what happens when loose cannons are raised.

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mjaz88 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 19:26

my little sister did the same thing to me for not buying her candy at the store. bitch.

shootingstar8D 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 19:34

Lmao@jimboom I wouldn't hit her or drop her off somewere, I'd just lecture her for hours

kukopia 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:26

WIN for you! Now you don't have to take her anywhere or do anything for her, ever again!!! CONGRATS!!!!

dan81892 2

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:33

someone knows to lock their windows next time =D

citycrazed25 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:45

wow what a brat i would had dropped her off somewhere and left her and told my parents that she was in school

iilovehaters 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:53

white jesus ftw

GreenAlbatross 3

Wednesday 19 August 2009 21:08

I feel sorry for you OP. I'm the youngest in my family, so this wouldn't really happen to me. But I have had my 20 year old sister throw screaming hissy fits until I do her chores and errands for her. They don't have to be young to be brats.

batosai33 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 21:28

kids really need to learn that calling the cops is serious and has serious consequences. reminds me of this one person who's daughter called 911 because her mom grounded her from toys, when the mom came into the room she hung up so the cops had to come because it was a disconnected 911 call.

Luckster 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 22:10

This is yet another reason why I refuse to have kids. On the other hand, I would actually discipline my children if they were behaving like spoiled rotten little ***** like this! If I behaved like this, I would have a palm print on my ass for a month! This is what happens when society begins to believe that discipline = child abuse. Children learn that they can get away with anything and not have to worry about their behind in the process.