Miscellaneous: Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't...

By Amara1717 - 19/08/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML

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By child - 10/12/2015 02:24 - United States - Avon

Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML

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Close shave

By eyeamcool - 17/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, the police posted a description of the car of a child abductor. As everyone slowed down to read the billboard, I realized that the car's description and license plate were very similar to mine. After getting death stares from passengers, I got pulled over. Twice. FML

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By whitefox123 - 20/09/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML

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By omgn00blolz89 - 07/04/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML

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Caught

By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 10:57 - Ukraine - Donetsk

Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML

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By imnotastranger - 09/05/2014 03:01

Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML

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By anoymus - 31/05/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML

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By blackandblue - 02/11/2010 16:26 - United States

Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML

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By 464424 - 05/05/2012 06:24 - United States - Dayton

Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML

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By parkinglotslayer - 11/06/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my family and I were parking downtown when my sister yelled to watch out for a man approaching our car. I see him pull something from his pocket. I yell "It's a knife, don't roll down the window!" It was a pen, he was the parking attendant and the window was already rolled down. FML

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Orchid_fml 2

Wednesday 19 August 2009 12:12

lol no worries , i bet the cop didn't take her seriously . what a brat though .

Kiwi_Splash 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 12:17

Wow, she needs some discipline. That's what happens when loose cannons are raised.

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caancoha 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 12:49

Well, 8 & 11, there is a 300 character limit. Maybe the OP couldn't fit that in. And would you rather they said that than the quote from their sister? The quote MAKES the FML.

vacuouslobby 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 13:37

You are correct, BUT how many letter is i was arrested/i was detained/ the cop stoped me the answer 12-14 letter I'm sure she could have fit it in some where. Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She was having a tantrum because she didn't want to go. My sister saw a police man giving a ticket to another car. She rolled down her window and screamed Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer! The cop harrassed me untill he knew I was her sister FML same amount of characters 90% of the information needed it still has the quote too!

LoveItOrLeaveIt 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 13:05

I would love to know how this one ended, I know it's not your fault for having a lying bratty child...wow reason #5 on my list of many on why i Dont want kids, they ruin other peoples lives as well.

the_deuce 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 13:43

i woulda beat her little ass. then snitched on her and told the rents to beat her ass again. i hate brats.

caancoha 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 14:13

16, but you changed around the information. And the FalseML you provided wasn't nearly as interesting or entertaining as the original. I stand by the OP's simply because it made me laugh out loud.

katzepferd 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 19:29

he could have added, "he belieced her" and it still would have been funny

untalented1 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 14:22

if that was me, i'd sulk with her and ignore her until she gets that what she did was terrible. being accused of a crime like that is not fun.

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 19 August 2009 14:23

Drive her to the worst neighbourhood and kick her out the car. Lets see if she still doesn't want to go to school after that. ;-)

Nickenator 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 14:40

Isnt it a bit too early for school

maralsky 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 15:03

Yes it is. But that doesn't stop them from having school this early. A lot of the districts in my area (Southern Indiana across from Louisville) started last week, and all but one I that I know of are in session now.

SaintJimmy 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 17:58

Some school districts near the suburbs of Boston get out of school in May but start in August, and my cousins live near Denver and go to a year-round school.