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Well, 8 & 11, there is a 300 character limit. Maybe the OP couldn't fit that in. And would you rather they said that than the quote from their sister? The quote MAKES the FML.
You are correct, BUT how many letter is i was arrested/i was detained/ the cop stoped me the answer 12-14 letter I'm sure she could have fit it in some where. Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She was having a tantrum because she didn't want to go. My sister saw a police man giving a ticket to another car. She rolled down her window and screamed Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer! The cop harrassed me untill he knew I was her sister FML same amount of characters 90% of the information needed it still has the quote too!
I would love to know how this one ended, I know it's not your fault for having a lying bratty child...wow reason #5 on my list of many on why i Dont want kids, they ruin other peoples lives as well.
i woulda beat her little ass. then snitched on her and told the rents to beat her ass again. i hate brats.
16, but you changed around the information. And the FalseML you provided wasn't nearly as interesting or entertaining as the original. I stand by the OP's simply because it made me laugh out loud.
he could have added, "he belieced her" and it still would have been funny
if that was me, i'd sulk with her and ignore her until she gets that what she did was terrible. being accused of a crime like that is not fun.
Drive her to the worst neighbourhood and kick her out the car. Lets see if she still doesn't want to go to school after that. ;-)
Isnt it a bit too early for school
Yes it is. But that doesn't stop them from having school this early. A lot of the districts in my area (Southern Indiana across from Louisville) started last week, and all but one I that I know of are in session now.
Some school districts near the suburbs of Boston get out of school in May but start in August, and my cousins live near Denver and go to a year-round school.
shes a brat, but thats the legnths little kids go to for attenion
Well that's one way to skip over moderation :P
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lol no worries , i bet the cop didn't take her seriously . what a brat though .
Wow, she needs some discipline. That's what happens when loose cannons are raised.