Miscellaneous: Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't...

By Amara1717 - 19/08/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML

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By child - 10/12/2015 02:24 - United States - Avon

Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML

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Close shave

By eyeamcool - 17/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, the police posted a description of the car of a child abductor. As everyone slowed down to read the billboard, I realized that the car's description and license plate were very similar to mine. After getting death stares from passengers, I got pulled over. Twice. FML

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By whitefox123 - 20/09/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML

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By omgn00blolz89 - 07/04/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML

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Caught

By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 10:57 - Ukraine - Donetsk

Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML

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By imnotastranger - 09/05/2014 03:01

Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML

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By anoymus - 31/05/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML

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By blackandblue - 02/11/2010 16:26 - United States

Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML

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By 464424 - 05/05/2012 06:24 - United States - Dayton

Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML

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By parkinglotslayer - 11/06/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my family and I were parking downtown when my sister yelled to watch out for a man approaching our car. I see him pull something from his pocket. I yell "It's a knife, don't roll down the window!" It was a pen, he was the parking attendant and the window was already rolled down. FML

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Orchid_fml 2

Wednesday 19 August 2009 12:12

lol no worries , i bet the cop didn't take her seriously . what a brat though .

Kiwi_Splash 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 12:17

Wow, she needs some discipline. That's what happens when loose cannons are raised.

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talli 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 17:48

I feel for you. These days you have to child lock doors and lock the windows. I was once the nanny for these two boys. The younger one had some issues. I was ordering food in the drivethru and when I ordered my food (I'd already ordered his), he thought I'd gotten his order wrong. He jumped out of the car and ran down the street. I was blocked in (there was a curb) and the only thing I could think to do was send his brother after him. So yeah, kids are pretty bratty these days.

IllegalLight 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 18:07

Haha, damn kids...

lindeezybby09 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 18:13

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH she has to be the smartest child in the world.

lindeezybby09 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 18:15

thats a hilariously mean idea. haha i love it.

blackdog218 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 18:38

Kids are more evil than you'd think they are. Here's some advice: Never underestimate a kid.

sunney3 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 18:45

haha, my mom would've beat my ass till next july if i did that what a little bitch you ave as a sister, how'd she end up like that? jeez

annamg 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 18:45

I would've slapped that little bitch so hard. She needs to know that pulling stunts like that is NOT okay.

yourMUMSgash 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 18:50

i don't think violence is necessary.. i'm sure the kid learnt her lesson now. but you should of acted like her and see how she liked it. usually works on little kids once they realise how obnoxious they are.

hi5534 3

Wednesday 19 August 2009 21:43

ahhh!! pacifist. well, if she was MY sister and she did that, i'd drive somewhere private, and go apeshit for that.

Veldan 1

Thursday 20 August 2009 3:04

How did she learn her lesson? Some angry words that she probably ignored? Young children don't comprehend consequences too well; they do however understand the consequence of pain upon themselves for bad behvaiour. All this "hands off" parenting is bullcrap. No need to injure the child, but giving them a red rump would be a message they'd remember.

tipsy337 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 18:54

What a little bitch. I hope you brought your sister home and introduced her to an ass whopping.

Swimmergrl9244 1

Wednesday 19 August 2009 19:06

What a little brat. If I ever did that my brother would kick the crap out of me. Where do kids get off these days? I was a little kid not many years ago and I'd NEVER do something that stupid. I swear, people are too soft on these little brats. I'm not saying they should get their asses kicked, but how about time outs, and groundings? Now it's just "quiet time" and therapy.