Transportation: Today, I was driving on the freeway in the back seat of my friends...

By Noname - 08/03/2009 07:11 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway in the back seat of my friends car. I looked over to the left and was greeted by a van full of adolescent boys waving and making the "call me" hand gesture. I then happened to looked down and realized that my right boob was completely out of my top. FML

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By titillating - 12/03/2012 04:28 - United States

Today, on my way to work, I had to squeeze by a man sitting in a large truck parked next to my car. I was in a bit of a hurry and in my rush, the collar of my shirt got caught on his grill. My shirt ripped and I flashed the guy my entire boob. FML

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By Nastiaa - 15/02/2009 15:49 - Estonia

Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML

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By embarrassedmom - 31/08/2013 23:48 - United States

Today, my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stopped and offered to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulled down my tank top and screamed "Boobies!" right in front of the officer. FML

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By Boobs McGee - 31/10/2016 02:48

Today, I should probably throw out my old, torn dress as my boob popped out to say hello to a passing car. FML

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By Alyxandrea Loffer - 24/09/2020 01:02 - United States - Ellsworth

Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2020 17:00

Today, I ran downstairs to meet the Amazon driver and threw on a shirt in a rush. Only after he left did I realise it was my shirt with artful rips in the design and I'd forgot to put on a vest under it. I'd flashed the driver my entire right boob with nipple piercing through one of the holes. FML

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By ELparano - 29/12/2012 01:21 - Canada

Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML

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Hanging

By James - 31/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML

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By 16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML

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shady_angel 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 16:23

how is it not possable to tell ur boob is out of ur top????? I know i would notice.....

carriealana 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 16:47

That's what you get for driving in the backseat. I don't even know how you managed that one! Just kidding. I just hate it when people say driving when they weren't actually driving >_> ANYWAY yeah you probably should've noticed that one. I'd say you deserved it.

Comments

HelloFlower 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 19:09

#18 is right on. Nightwear as daywear, come on! How could you make that mistake? I always double check that my outfit is daywear during the day and nightwear at night, and if not... total mortification.

Bubs_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 19:10

#14: Amen to that!

necco 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 19:14

I'm pretty sure she had another note saying something about her having implants. Still, you should be able to tell. Use your peripheral vision, it's not hard.

Mercer_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 19:15

thats a bad day sorry hun

horniboi 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 19:17

ide say ur a **** for 3 reasons: 1-Why weren't u wearing a bra. 2-You were obviously wearing some slutty shirt that showed half ur boobs in a normal position. 3-You've also ovbviously didn't feel it because you had breast implants.

soulofadancer 0

Monday 14 March 2011 5:32

and 4- she then went on to tell the world about her boobs on FML.

durj 6

Sunday 17 April 2011 19:31

ok that is not cool 1 she's not a **** for having implants. did you ever consider she may have had a double mastectomy and had to get implants? and 2 shed still be able to feel it so that's not the reason why

sunflower226 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 5:44

yes, I'm sure someone who had a double mastectomy would a) wear a slutty top, braless, that her boobs could fall out of, and b) go on to tell the world about it. nice try tho.

Real_Lol_Cat 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 19:17

Haha. Anything I could say right now would be redundant. Seriously, though. Regardless of whether or not they are real, you so deserved that one. And damn, maybe they're just too small for you to pay too much attention to in the first place.

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 19:42

I like how upset people are getting that she wasn't wearing a bra... some of us don't everyday. WOW OMFG!!!!!!!1111111111!!1

Lil_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 19:49

I think you're a total fake. Your name comes up about 5 times a day.

justjayit 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 20:04

What kind of slutty clothing did you wear to let that happen without you noticing? Damn.

redhead10 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 20:08

really #29? Noname is when someone doesn't put write a name. youuuu're a moron. :) and really. it's redundant now, but howwww do you not feel that. you lewzzzz.