By Noname - 08/03/2009 07:11 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway in the back seat of my friends car. I looked over to the left and was greeted by a van full of adolescent boys waving and making the "call me" hand gesture. I then happened to looked down and realized that my right boob was completely out of my top. FML
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shady_angel 0

how is it not possable to tell ur boob is out of ur top????? I know i would notice.....

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carriealana 0

That's what you get for driving in the backseat. I don't even know how you managed that one! Just kidding. I just hate it when people say driving when they weren't actually driving >_> ANYWAY yeah you probably should've noticed that one. I'd say you deserved it.

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If_Only_S 0

You had your boob out and you still had to sit in the back seat? FYL XD

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xolotl 0

how do you not notice that earlier?

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ah_haha 0

#34 is pretty funny too. I'm thinking this was more an evening/going to the beach thing - she's sitting in the back seat because she's having some drinkies while someone else drives. Feeling pretty happy because she's imbibed too much, that's why she hasn't noticed that her boob fell out of her bikini/boob tube. One of my friends had her boob pop out of her top while dancing at a club once, ha ha ha. Either way, whatever happened, made me laugh.

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Cantexplain1234 0

Girls exaggerate, it was most likely just really showing. If it was completely out, and she didn't notice it, it is her fault entirely. As for the adolescent boys, they consider themselves lucky, thats one hell of a story to tell.

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hayyyyyy88 0

and you didnt notice it?

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Jack_Of_Spades 0

Wouldn't you feel some sort of breeze?

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zebendyone 0

Obviously those of you commenting don't understand the way the human body works. If there's some sort of stimulus (like, for example, a slight breeze on your boob) for a long period of time, you don't feel it anymore. Same way you don't feel a band-aid the ENTIRE time you're wearing it. Not her fault. Completely non-slutty people wear clothing that is capable of falling. You people are super judgmental.

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Blind_Ninja 0

A few things... first, if she DOES in fact have implants, that alone answers the question of why she wasn't wearing a bra. second, boobs fall out a LOT without girls noticing. And there's always some asshole that tells them and ruins my good time. third, as a guy, if my zipper was down, it's very much possible that my penis could be poking out my boxers and me not notice. On a related note, why do they have the opening in the front of boxers anyway? Does anybody actually use it? I always pull down. fourth, maybe she was dancing in the back seat. Has anybody here ever seen the Dave Chappelle show? On the first episode when he had the girl in the car in that skit, her boob popped out and she didn't notice. This goes back to my second point... boobs fall out all the time without the boob owner knowing.

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Amphysvena 11

I'm not quite sure how this answers the question of why she wasn't wearing a bra. I know a couple of girls who got implants and still wear bras. So, I think the question of why she wasn't wearing a bra is still valid and unanswered.

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