Miscellaneous: Today, I was driving through the mountains and there was a chain...

By snowlover - 16/02/2014 07:37 - United States - Fremont

Today, I was driving through the mountains and there was a chain requirement. I went to put them on and found a note where my chains used to be saying, "Have fun in a blizzard now bitch" from my ex. FML

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By Milo - 02/06/2015 16:50 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, one of my tires blew out on the highway. I managed to slow down and pull over without dying, and went to get my spare tire. I found it right where it was supposed to be, knifed to hell and with a taunting note from my psycho ex taped to it. We broke up nearly 3 years ago. FML

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By jacked - 17/04/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat, and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be, I found a note. It said, "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex-boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML

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By DD: - 19/02/2015 20:45 - United States - Denver

Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fucked me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride my bike to work while wearing a full suit. FML

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By maybenot - 06/08/2012 23:25 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst on a cycling holiday, in a somewhat hungover state, I accidentally chained my bike to the back of someone else's caravan. As I walked away, I heard a loud scraping noise. I turned around and watched my bike get dragged down a long gravel road and through a pile of horse shit. FML

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By snowman - 06/02/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML

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By lug_nut - 06/01/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML

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By Steven - 14/07/2023 16:00

Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML

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By brokeasscollegelife - 20/11/2015 21:25 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

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By Seriously? - 22/07/2017 13:54

Today, my friend with benefits got my new car stuck in a mud hole. I had to call my ex to get us unstuck. FML

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By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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beaglegal 42

Sunday 16 February 2014 18:24

Glad he's your ex. What a dick! FYL indeed.

junkman6 22

Sunday 16 February 2014 18:28

I almost never say damage someone else's vehicle...... But in this case a few dead fish in the trunk of his/her car is the best revenge.

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mosquito19 14

Monday 17 February 2014 2:49

that's sofa king brilliant.

jdwmoore 5

Monday 17 February 2014 4:33

if your a girl ydi

stillrob97 3

Monday 17 February 2014 5:08

A) we don't know what caused op's relationship to fail so we can't tell if it might have been called for B) we can assume op did not check to make sure the chains were in the proper spot before leaving to drive in snowy conditions where chains may be required, therefore it is op's fault they didn't have the chains when they arrived at the area the chains were needed.

TogeBara 12

Tuesday 18 February 2014 0:36

He stole her personal property and if she tries to drive now, she could be putting herself in serious danger. If she stays out there, she could get seriously ill, or even get hypothermia from the cold if she didn't have shelter. This is not only stupid on his part, but it could seriously get someone killed. If you want to take revenge in a deviant manner, key their car, but don't do something like this, it could get someone seriously hurt. It doesn't matter how they broke up taking this sort of thing into consideration, you shouldn't be this stupid. Also, you don't have the right to steal someone's property just because you aren't happy with them after a relationship failure. If I never take my chains out of my car for the specific purpose of always having them, why should I assume that they suddenly disappeared from my car? I shouldn't. If I made it off that mountain, I'd simply go to her place and break a window or something. You want to screw me over in the cold, enjoy your drafty home.

Snowday_MAE 6

Monday 17 February 2014 7:16

OP here. first of all the reason why I didn't check for the chains is because they're in the trunk of my suv and have been for about a year or so. (I live in California and rarely use them) second of all the reason he took them I'm assuming is because before we broke up we were supposed to go to the snow but I caught him cheating on me and went by myself. can't think of any other reason. But since we were living together I'm assuming he went to the car and took them out of anger for the next time I went to the mountains. I'm fine though, just had to spend $200 to get new ones since there were no open stores :) karma is a bitch, right?

LennyComa 39

Monday 17 February 2014 8:23

I am wondering why you didn't check the chains before heading to the mountains. Surely you would do pre journey checks before heading up a big ol' mountain....