Miscellaneous: Today, I was driving through the mountains and there was a chain...

By snowlover - 16/02/2014 07:37 - United States - Fremont

Today, I was driving through the mountains and there was a chain requirement. I went to put them on and found a note where my chains used to be saying, "Have fun in a blizzard now bitch" from my ex. FML

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By Milo - 02/06/2015 16:50 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, one of my tires blew out on the highway. I managed to slow down and pull over without dying, and went to get my spare tire. I found it right where it was supposed to be, knifed to hell and with a taunting note from my psycho ex taped to it. We broke up nearly 3 years ago. FML

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Revenge is a wheel best served cold

By jacked - 17/04/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat, and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be, I found a note. It said, "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex-boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML

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By DD: - 19/02/2015 20:45 - United States - Denver

Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fucked me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride my bike to work while wearing a full suit. FML

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By maybenot - 06/08/2012 23:25 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst on a cycling holiday, in a somewhat hungover state, I accidentally chained my bike to the back of someone else's caravan. As I walked away, I heard a loud scraping noise. I turned around and watched my bike get dragged down a long gravel road and through a pile of horse shit. FML

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By snowman - 06/02/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML

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Wrong place, wrong time

By lug_nut - 06/01/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML

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You deserved it 3 334

By Steven - 14/07/2023 16:00

Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML

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By brokeasscollegelife - 20/11/2015 21:25 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

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By Seriously? - 22/07/2017 13:54

Today, my friend with benefits got my new car stuck in a mud hole. I had to call my ex to get us unstuck. FML

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By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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You deserved it 4 024

beaglegal 42

Sunday 16 February 2014 18:24

Glad he's your ex. What a dick! FYL indeed.

junkman6 22

Sunday 16 February 2014 18:28

I almost never say damage someone else's vehicle...... But in this case a few dead fish in the trunk of his/her car is the best revenge.

Comments

DotDootyDot 17

Sunday 16 February 2014 20:56

I am pretty sure that is illegal!!!

allplayedout 20

Sunday 16 February 2014 21:53

While I'm not sure whether you could take this very far in a criminal court, considering the actual damages were only for the theft of the chains (attempted murder is likely not gonna happen with a case like this where I'm assuming you weren't injured or nearly injured), you absolutely have grounds for a civil case. Hopefully you took pics of the road conditions and the note (which I also hope you saved), filed a police report for the theft, and will be seeing a lawyer soon to file your initial complaint! Good luck and get some $$ out of that bastard!

bigdfootball97 24

Sunday 16 February 2014 22:08

And THAT is why I don't date…(that's not really why) :'(

iwadasn 32

Thursday 20 February 2014 13:14

What is the point of that comment?

ArielTheMermaid 17

Sunday 16 February 2014 22:47

I hope you called the cops, especially because he left a note as proof

CB_LAZ3 11

Sunday 16 February 2014 22:57

Well she took the breakup well

Clay_Pidgeon 11

Sunday 16 February 2014 23:42

considering that OP wrote the FML she probably made it safely to her destination.

faygo_chick 5

Sunday 16 February 2014 23:55

I'm pretty sure that is something you have to check off in your pretrip. Your fault.

Erandus 1

Monday 17 February 2014 1:10

If you take some pliers you can rip the valves out of his tires. Minimal property damage, but unless he can dismantle a tire/wheel assembly at home he'll have to tow it somewhere for new valves.

kiaora_fml 11

Monday 17 February 2014 1:17

He left you a note, you have proof, get the asshole charged!

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 17 February 2014 1:24

Hopefully you got new chains for your car. As for your ex, you are well rid of that scumbag, and the note shows that it's a good thing you aren't dating this person anymore.