Love: Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached...

By anoymus - 31/05/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 278

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By gonavybeatarmy - 31/05/2012 05:28 - United States - San Diego

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

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You deserved it 4 986

Close shave

By eyeamcool - 17/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, the police posted a description of the car of a child abductor. As everyone slowed down to read the billboard, I realized that the car's description and license plate were very similar to mine. After getting death stares from passengers, I got pulled over. Twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 559

You deserved it 2 718

By Amara1717 - 19/08/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML

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You deserved it 3 509

By Phill1188 - 16/09/2018 03:30

Today, I got locked in an old woman's garage for an hour when she forgot I was looking at the car for sale. When I got home, I told my mom and jokingly said, "First time I have been kidnapped!" Without hesitation she said, "Well, that makes it the third time." I had no idea. FML

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You deserved it 212

By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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You deserved it 3 325

By Anonymous - 17/05/2014 19:33 - United States - Fresno

Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML

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You deserved it 5 779

Weird haircut

By mylifesucks123 - 03/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, I was driving to the grocery store with my 7 year-old son. As we were approaching a stop sign, I looked next to me and saw a guy with a triangle-shaped head. I said to my son, "Look at the guy with the triangle head." My window was open. So was his. FML

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You deserved it 72 796

By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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You deserved it 2 267

By Female Struggles - 16/05/2014 23:20 - United States - Denver

Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 558

You deserved it 17 035

By blackandblue - 02/11/2010 16:26 - United States

Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 374

You deserved it 28 822

moony_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:25

ouch, i wouldn't pay the ransom if i were u

24788 6

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:35

At least you caught him in the action. Makes it much easier to believe it.

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bobertbarker 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 14:29

wow he calls him daddy? if you really planned on starting a family with that guy before at least gaining his trust, you're a retard. and fyl for finding out the hard way

rising_sun 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 14:30

#25 the OP actually didn't make their name 'anonymous,' that happens when you're not logged in and you submit an FML. It automatically puts your name as 'anonymous.' Sorry to burst your bubble.

hhhhh_fml 1

Sunday 31 May 2009 15:25

#32: Yes, it does! However, I'm pretty sure it doesn't put in "anoymus." ;)

meriadoc2 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 15:38

Hey! Number two up there! I love your username!!! Hahahaha oh and to the person with the fml... Awww thats harsh

Futt_Buck 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 15:48

So much for wedlock...

Postlude 1

Sunday 31 May 2009 16:16

#23 - My fiance's sister was 18 months old when their mother met HIS father. She calls him dad and considers him her real father because he raised her and he loves her. Shit happens, y'know.

wbe2 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 16:53

wow, that sucks

dizzyyy 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 16:56

Wow. What an ass. & it's horrible that your son had to see that. =(

cheerthefkupism 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 17:02

Ouch. *cringes* Sorry that happened to you that way... at least you got to see it for yourself and not just be left suspecting though, right...? And sorry everyone's giving you so much grief about the fact that you said your "fiance`" is called "daddy". My real father left when I was little and my mom dated the same man for years, who played the role of my father-figure, and I called him daddy long before they finally got married. Nobody thinks about stuff like that, but everyone's a critic, what can I say?