Love: Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached...

By anoymus - 31/05/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML

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By gonavybeatarmy - 31/05/2012 05:28 - United States - San Diego

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

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By eyeamcool - 17/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, the police posted a description of the car of a child abductor. As everyone slowed down to read the billboard, I realized that the car's description and license plate were very similar to mine. After getting death stares from passengers, I got pulled over. Twice. FML

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By Amara1717 - 19/08/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML

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By Phill1188 - 16/09/2018 03:30

Today, I got locked in an old woman's garage for an hour when she forgot I was looking at the car for sale. When I got home, I told my mom and jokingly said, "First time I have been kidnapped!" Without hesitation she said, "Well, that makes it the third time." I had no idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2014 19:33 - United States - Fresno

Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML

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Weird haircut

By mylifesucks123 - 03/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, I was driving to the grocery store with my 7 year-old son. As we were approaching a stop sign, I looked next to me and saw a guy with a triangle-shaped head. I said to my son, "Look at the guy with the triangle head." My window was open. So was his. FML

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By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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By Female Struggles - 16/05/2014 23:20 - United States - Denver

Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML

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By blackandblue - 02/11/2010 16:26 - United States

Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML

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moony_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:25

ouch, i wouldn't pay the ransom if i were u

24788 6

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:35

At least you caught him in the action. Makes it much easier to believe it.

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Ughsucks 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 17:09

Statistically #5 it's something like 60-80% chance it won't work for people in the 75-90 IQ bracket (about 30% of the US). If you have an IQ over 125, you only have a 9% chance of divorce.

mintfreshpinesol 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 17:24

#41--all those statistics are bullshit...

Ughsucks 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 17:32

#42 You should really read more. The sibling studies done by the Harvard Professors Richard J. Herrnstein and Charles Murray verify that data twice. As IQ goes up you also have a far less likely chance of unwed pregnancy (about 15 times less). 75-90 = 45% chance >125 = 3% chance

abcdefghiloveyou 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 17:35

#43, where's the rest of the percentage go? less than 75?

DarkKnight540 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 17:39

Thats gotta suck

Ughsucks 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 17:52

#44 those are specific data points within each GROUP. ie. 5% of the entire population has an IQ above 125... out of those people only 3% of them have unwed pregnancies.