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By rammedbehind - 26/08/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML

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By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

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By randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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By AE86Turbo - 03/05/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

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By A.K. - 27/05/2009 12:40 - United States

Today, I was driving on the highway and a cop had his radar gun out. The woman in front of me panics and slams her brakes on, causing me to rear end her. The cop cited me for "tailgating" and I have to pay for the damages on both of our cars. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 19:18 - United States

Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML

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By shook - 06/09/2017 14:00 - United States - Clermont

Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML

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heavenandhell 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:01

what a dick

DanceRox9008 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:04

you should take that to court cause im pretty sure you could manage to not have to pay for that.

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_bbybustitopen 9

Saturday 23 February 2013 3:45

Should have gotten his badge number and reported him.

cman024 4

Sunday 16 June 2013 12:55

sue his ass...

okudatwo 11

Wednesday 15 January 2014 9:43

Wow, real great abuse of power he used to get out of trouble. What a coward.

rydin10 18

Saturday 8 February 2014 0:34

Fight that shit in court, man!!!

drew60 11

Friday 19 September 2014 9:59

**** the police

Nyx7 24

Saturday 27 September 2014 19:15

Contest that crap OP

The_Majestique 18

Friday 1 May 2015 22:03

Document the accident, take photos, take the video from the cop cruiser car, you can probably have him fired in 2 days.

prettygurl89 16

Sunday 17 May 2015 15:48

In what state is that even a charge?

saymynamess 19

Friday 24 July 2015 18:28

Usually, if you got rear ended it is not your fault so you have a high probability that you gonna win the case against him.

dragoongirl90 34

Wednesday 22 June 2016 0:23

This FML was a long time ago. I hope you fought that shit.

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