By secretdoll - 09/11/2010 07:51 - United States

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Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML
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knibbsy 4

I hope you waved! Nothing would kill his boner like doing the opposite of what he expects. Actually, you should have held up your hand up to the window and spaced your index finger and thumb about 2 inches apart, to indicate that he has a tiny little penis. Do that while laughing.

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whcwtexan 0

he wanted to put his burrito in your taco! first FTW!

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KarinaLizeth18 5

hahahha!! Exactly what I was thinking! xD ewwwyyy, LOL!!

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GotALife 11

You want to be my bad boy? NO!!!!! Lol wierd but funny:)

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KarinaLizeth18 5

4 - This is just so wrong! xD haha, shame on you!! LOL

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dmayhemc 0

Oh, that's so awesome

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lemoncows 2

suck that burrito ;)

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Einstein714 0

it must of been the way you were stroking your burrito

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thebignixie 0

he was clearly jacking off to the burritos.

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zeeindahouse 0

must be the way u were holding the burrito

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madarchod 0

A girl eating burrito is a turn on, didn't you know?

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MrCatman1125 2

Maybe, if you were, don't dress like a ****. If you weren't then I guess there's not much you can do. Also, take it as a compliment that your so beautiful that men jerk off to you:)

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mangoboy1 19

I wish I was hot enough that people masturbated to me eating a burrito:(

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daltreix 3

Lol that would suck just looking out the window u see 0-0 *fap fap fap* *squirt*

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Alvarortor 14

DAMN IT FELIPE!!! I'm going to have to talk to him about the secret sauce in his burritos I apologize for him jacking off to your face eating a burrito.

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Sencilia 14

How could you tell he was jacking off if he was in his car?

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BisFitty 7

#7 Exactly, this is completely made up. There is no way she would be able to see someone jacking off in their damn car.

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Southern_Grown 0

Not true. It depends on the circumstances. If the guy was really going at it, it's hard to miss. Or, if he had a really long ****, or even, boldly, if he was parked close and was in a car that sat low; while she was sitting by a window overlooking the parking lot. it's all possible. However, most of these are obviously made up, but this isn't as far stretched as most I've seen on here.

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loski87 4

That's the same thing I was wondering. Sounds like wishful thinking to me...

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ohgosh_noooo 0

his arm would have been moving up and down! DUH!!

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hahafylop 4

what if the door was open? or whoever it was that said his arm was moving up and down? or what if there was ••• on the window? think retards

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slayerxx 7

I agree should have explained that one more

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KarinaLizeth18 5

Lost for words, hmm? I don't think so. xD LOL, but your story is disgusting! ;( I'm sorry you had to go through that. There are so many sick f*ckers in the world.

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knibbsy 4

I hope you waved! Nothing would kill his boner like doing the opposite of what he expects. Actually, you should have held up your hand up to the window and spaced your index finger and thumb about 2 inches apart, to indicate that he has a tiny little penis. Do that while laughing.

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Syrael 0

Dont worry! It means either you or your sister is smoking hot ! xD

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sourgirl101 28

or the burrito is hot! Hey, some people get turned on by food.

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kiwi00 0

If the guy is hanging out at burrito places looking for chicks to jerk off to... he might be in to fatties.

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steven107 7

I saw a guy in his car jacking off one time ... He was looking at me with a blank face at a red light and I was in a truck so I saw every thing... Bad times... Bad times

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