Love: Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but...

By purpledp12 - 11/02/2010 09:12 - United States

Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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By mm - 12/11/2012 17:27 - United Kingdom - Warrington

Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2012 15:45 - Reserved

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

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By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 16:07 - Canada

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

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By joybirdnot_13 - 08/07/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 mins. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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By dexter - 15/01/2009 15:07 - United States

Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML

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thedivinecomeD 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 16:05

he asks you for a French fry...then takes fifteen and a couple bites out of your sandwich? and you just then notice? YDI.

xx3ginaxx3 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 16:03

awww that sucks ):

Comments

omgwtffmmfl 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 17:10

Got any more fries left OP?

Shokz992 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 17:10

I saw intoxicunt around earlier this week... She's not vanished :/

blastvortex 3

Thursday 11 February 2010 17:10

Um, you let him eat half of your meal, so why should anyone click FML? He may have suckered you, but only you can let yourself be suckered. Meh.

kemar7856 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 17:20

girls do the same thing

Fuentez 1

Thursday 11 February 2010 17:20

that guy just screwed every other guy who offers to sit with you. nice!

greeneyedgoalie7 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 17:46

ninja? hahahaha

Drew4218 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 18:07

Test

crossel 1

Thursday 11 February 2010 18:08

maybe you shouldn't be so ugly

edgeofhysteria 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 18:11

One of the most boring FMLs ever. -.-

bethan1 4

Thursday 11 February 2010 18:21

and yet u felt the need to comment on it?

edgeofhysteria 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 23:38

yeah well i had to read it to find out it's boring and i got some time to waste so what do you want from me?

purpledp12 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:49

then why did you read it... It's so funny how all these losers just read and comment Fmls all day. If you didn't like simply say you diserve it and MOVE ON. and this is the first comment and fml I have ever made. so don't even try to turn this around on me.