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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 21:47 - Canada

Today, I was eating Jell-O and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML

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Same thing different taste

By veggiegal - 13/02/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

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By NoMeatFail - 27/02/2011 00:59 - Canada

Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML

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By Vegetarian - 14/03/2010 10:21 - Finland

Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML

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By blondetergent - 20/06/2011 08:12 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2011 02:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a letter back from the family I will be staying with as a part of an exchange program. Apparently they own a slaughterhouse type farm, and I'm expected to kill one of their animals and eat it as a gift from the family. I'm a vegan. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML

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By j0hn - 23/02/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML

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By LunaCrow - 10/02/2015 02:32 - United States - Shakopee

Today, I had a friend tell me all about how being a vegan was so great. They were eating eggs. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2018 03:30 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my sister put a piece of leather in my homemade beef jerkey to prove a point. I ate it. FML

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Not_Ever_Telling 3

Monday 11 October 2010 2:08

I'm guessing you haven't been a vegetarian too long. Any respectable vegetarian knows gelatin is made from animals. YDI

kellanlvr 1

Monday 11 October 2010 2:05

I learned that in 2nd grade -___-

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EMOELMO9000 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 0:29

some vegetarians eat jello

Iheardthat 7

Sunday 17 July 2011 6:58

you're an idiot bones aren't made of meat!

Volti_fml 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:44

Idiot.

batwomen_fml 7

Sunday 24 July 2011 2:37

duh

vieeev 4

Sunday 24 July 2011 17:56

you CAN eat that stuff if your a vegetarian just not when your vegan.

Michaelpd 1

Sunday 31 July 2011 13:27

how could you not know that? YDI

zachv 0

Monday 1 August 2011 10:45

hwga

razzl3erry 6

Friday 5 August 2011 17:44

its jello, get over it.

darcieslegit12 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 4:08

no really you didn't know it was made of crushed pig bones?

Charlyri 1

Wednesday 24 August 2011 2:43

That would only matter if you were vegan. Bone collagen does not equal meat.

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