By SMS123 - 25/06/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
I agree, your life sucks 438
You deserved it 29
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chelzy 0

wow... that's ****** up... what's wrong with him?

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sunburned101 0

Wow, your boyfriend is one uncaring fat ass

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Compass 0

I don't think you were choking, you would've said that he or someone else saved you. Or you started humping a chair/table and saved yourself. If you were actually choking, you could've died.

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MercuryHatred 0

#211 Your stupid.... your saying she wasn't choking because she's not dead when you obviously pointed out yourself that she "COULD'VE DIED" but she didn't. Obviously she's not going to go into a whole story rant about HOW she is still alive because no one gives a shit because the point is shes still alive. Topic: Dump the fat-ass and move on, find a dude who's smart enough to know when someone is dying in-front of them.

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spyketea 0

If you date a douche you deserve anything they do.

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jsar_1234 0

lol a guys gotta do what a guys gotta do

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kaitisgrait 0

this exact same thing happened with me and my best friend ._. you never quite look at them the same after that xD

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katgurl 13

Messed up story, but I loved the cartoon, haha too much :D

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thejedi08 10

dump him, then find me! also, i would like to do the one about the girl choking on an ice cube!

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luzy_q 11

It would've been nice if he chocked with you... heh heh heh... just saying :p

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