Love: Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking....

By SMS123 - 25/06/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

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chelzy 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 2:42

wow... that's ****** up... what's wrong with him?

sunburned101 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 2:42

Wow, your boyfriend is one uncaring fat ass

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 26 September 2011 8:39

I don't know why there are so many "YDI FOR CHOKING" comment's, and #196 (or is it #186) comment is so ****** up, he should be eradicated from earth. It's not like the op wantrd to choke, she could've died.

Lorus_fml 12

Tuesday 27 September 2011 20:27

If you're still able to cough, you're not going to die. You can still get air, despite how unpleasant it is.

thatmirandachick 7

Tuesday 27 September 2011 23:19

Sounds like something I would do..

emsangel5 7

Wednesday 28 September 2011 3:07

rotflmao, that's so horrible but so hilarious at the same time!

hoonyer 17

Wednesday 28 September 2011 21:02

he saw his opportunity, and he took it. . . thats what heroes do

darkmis1 17

Wednesday 28 September 2011 23:56

One of the best FML comics ever.

treats60 4

Sunday 2 October 2011 20:38

its dum how they drew the girl dieing at the end... how could she post that if she died?

rocker_chick23 27

Monday 8 September 2014 5:59

It's dumb how you can't spell dumb correctly.

cloudiarose 5

Thursday 20 October 2011 4:13

What a terrible boyfriend.. :P

iBiteRoses 22

Saturday 14 January 2012 4:35

OMG ******* love the illustration... TwT

coe08 6

Wednesday 25 April 2012 4:18

LOL!!! I would pay to see that :)

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