wow..... very good bf ....

71- she would have a hard time trying to find yours to choke on

well u survived so quit whining.

I can't figure out if #7s picture is animated or not :/

The food you were eating was obviously something that you could easily choke on, and you did. So that means that every other other bite of food you had was just another chance for you to choke again, and possibly die. Your boyfriend took away that chance by taking the food. He probably saved your life today, and you're FMLing about him. You should be thanking him! Unappreciative girlfriend right there.

I can't figure out if 180's picture is gay or not.

Nevermind, I figured it out. Gay for sure.

How does somebody "sound" fat? Haha

Hey, a man's gotta eat when a man's gotta eat. You choking shouldn't get in the way of what a man wants. Cue inspirational music.

chew your ******* food.