By Sean - 10/06/2013 02:27 - United States

Today, I got a concussion and several staples in my head. As it turns out, watering flowers is much more dangerous than it might sound. FML
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Drifting 21

There's got to be a good story behind this....come on OP we need details lol

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Pro_Nothing 9

If OP is American, he can sue the flowers

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fightingkittens 39

1. Water flowers 2. Get concussion 3. ????? 4. Profit

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Bakarra 22

Profitable YouTube video/tosh.0 web redemption

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Grauncho 27

How do you get profit from the hospital bills and being the laughingstock of the neighborhood?

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ironichalibut 24

I finally get it! Step one: steal underpants step two: sell them back during the underwear crisis at 200% value step three: Profit

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Pro_Nothing 9

If OP is American, he can sue the flowers

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lilhellian 26

17. Set up a tent. Charge admission. Let people in to laugh at you for a few minutes. If they want longer, charge them again.

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SkyGuy32 17

#40, that's why I think OP is gonna tell his friends something else. I want to hear both stories, but for the fake one I suggest a trip to the zoo gone bad.

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niallo 23

Op should be like me. I have a black thumb of death. I can't keep a plant alive. Therefore, no need to water them. WIN!!!

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GEBEH 14

If watering flowers is too dangerous for you I'd hate to see you do something crazy.. like jaywalking.

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hessel 13

i knew my flowers where ******* up to something

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LeFrogDog 27

thats what happens when you grow man eating flowers...tsk tsk

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Bloodjoker 11

Come on people have you never played plants vs zombies? Those things are a entire home defense system.

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Drifting 21

There's got to be a good story behind this....come on OP we need details lol

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ryan112 12

The details are left out because the OP didn't want to get a lot of YDI clicks.

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zandalee 19

Maybe OP was peeing on the flowers and got caught...

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Bakarra 22

Watering flowers in pots that sit precariously on a windowsill above your head? Yes, I see you also like to live dangerously

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VampireBiter 7

This, I bet on op reaching for flowers he didn't have the height for and pulled the pot upon himself

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VeganVampyre 26

Even in that scenario I don't understand how you could end up with staples in your head :/

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mmizbbz210 13

70, that would depend on how big the plants are. Some people have huge potted plants that can be super heavy..

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Grauncho 27

Wow. I would really like to see whether or not you would almost drown in your cereal bowl.

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mcrepas 19

I'll send you some get better flowers

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sharksfan48 13

I feel like not all of the details were given...

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niallo 23

Actually, none of the details were given.

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VeganVampyre 26

Actually, some of the details were given- we know what happened, we just don't know how.

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life_sucks225 13

hope you aren't one of those "yolo" people.

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DerrickJames 33

Mario knows all about those dangerous plants.

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