Love: Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking....

wow youre stupid. just cause a guy eats his gf's food, doesnt mean he is fat. and everybody eats, just cause they choke, dont mean they're fat. so all of you that say " fat, fatty or w.e" should STFU!

selenagirl_fml 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 6:01

he probably starves to death lol or he's probably anorexic

the_Flirt 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 5:12

wow ur very angry

lonerftl 3

Saturday 26 June 2010 5:14

This made me laugh.

countrygirl1111 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 5:24

lol it only sucks if you had to pay for it haha but no really he should have helped ya out

toast1b 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 5:41

So what... At least he isn't cheating on you

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