Intimacy: Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower...

By ravestradamus - 12/10/2009 12:34 - Australia

Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML

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By Bethany - 28/08/2012 21:22 - United States - Cable

Today, yet again, I was getting intimate with my shower head. Some complete genius decided to flush the toilet downstairs halfway through, which sent scalding-hot water all up in my privates. I've yet to find a comfortable sitting position. FML

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Call the waaaambulance!

By boiled ladybits - 25/06/2020 14:02

Today, I was in the shower having a little fun with the detachable shower head. I didn’t know anyone else was home until I heard a toilet flush and scalding hot water flooded my cooch. I think I need to go to the ER, but I’m too embarrassed to ask for a ride there. I can’t walk or sit properly. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 19:34 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By bcoper - 20/02/2010 14:03 - United States

Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML

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By Ouchies - 09/02/2012 17:28 - United States

Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML

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Glam_fml 0

Monday 12 October 2009 16:49

Ouch. I don't see how people can put YDI. Don't act like you all have never masterbated before.

MiaLoves 8

Tuesday 29 November 2011 0:07

That's what FML is about. Putting embarrassing things that happen to you on the Internet for other people's amusement. I'm assuming you're new to this though...

Comments

Destinyx 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 15:59

stick to fingers homie! :)

bostonfan 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 4:09

put some aloe vera on LOL

clayton18 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 8:11

HAha ouch, but um first of all... buy a toy. second tell people not to flush the toilet when you're in there

GiddyXD 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 12:30

alone time?? im too afraid to ask.

just_laugh_along 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 6:06

..did you not notice someone in your bathroom, probably using the toilet?

codymaxey033 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 20:53

Wow...

Sindy_fml 4

Friday 13 August 2010 3:16

#103, some people have ensuites, or seperate toilets not in the same room as the shower... lol. :)

kaitiekarma 6

Wednesday 2 March 2011 6:05

ouch >_< that sucks, fosho

SamBaBam98 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 1:53

how did he deserve it?

hollysexxypants 2

Monday 15 August 2011 8:11

#116 Nobody sticks the shower head up their ******! That would be weird, disgusting and it wouldn't even feel good. They spray the OUTSIDE where the ******** is. Haha putting it inside would be really stupid and yes, you would have to be really loose.