Intimacy: Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower...

By ravestradamus - 12/10/2009 12:34 - Australia

Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML

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By Bethany - 28/08/2012 21:22 - United States - Cable

Today, yet again, I was getting intimate with my shower head. Some complete genius decided to flush the toilet downstairs halfway through, which sent scalding-hot water all up in my privates. I've yet to find a comfortable sitting position. FML

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Call the waaaambulance!

By boiled ladybits - 25/06/2020 14:02

Today, I was in the shower having a little fun with the detachable shower head. I didn’t know anyone else was home until I heard a toilet flush and scalding hot water flooded my cooch. I think I need to go to the ER, but I’m too embarrassed to ask for a ride there. I can’t walk or sit properly. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 19:34 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By bcoper - 20/02/2010 14:03 - United States

Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML

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By Ouchies - 09/02/2012 17:28 - United States

Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML

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Monday 12 October 2009 16:49

Ouch. I don't see how people can put YDI. Don't act like you all have never masterbated before.

MiaLoves 8

Tuesday 29 November 2011 0:07

That's what FML is about. Putting embarrassing things that happen to you on the Internet for other people's amusement. I'm assuming you're new to this though...

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ketchup539 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 6:29

Ummm, When The toilet was Flushed, that causes the cold water to go into the toilet and is diverted from the shower thus leaving only the hot water running :P .....trust me, i know..........

sensier 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 12:56

Just a quick question.. She said "detachable" showerhead - if it was detached then the water wouldn't be coming out of it, right? Or am I just being a douche?

Lonely_Lez 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 22:48

Detachable just means that it's not mounted to the wall, but rather hangs on a stand so you can leave it there to spray from the wall or pick it up and wash your back, legs, or other things. The water comes in through a long hose.

sensier 0

Monday 19 October 2009 20:41

Ah, the mystery is solved. Thank you Lonely_Lez.. Hmm, your username in itself is a FYL - just thought i'd throw that in.

tabrium 0

Friday 16 October 2009 1:07

lol fyl

th_fml 0

Friday 16 October 2009 12:10

You need to fix your cold water pressure problem in your house! In the mean time, use sorbolene. GL

Kordonme 0

Friday 16 October 2009 16:03

I feel sorry for those people who doesn't know girls can ********** with the water from the shower!!

ritaann94 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 0:10

Haha, sorry but I think this is really funny, maybe you should try locking the bathroom door next time? It's just a thought.. FYL:)

Camo_Love 0

Friday 23 October 2009 12:54

You're a twat the shower and toilet would be in a different room. Wow some people are stupid.

lvjordanln 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 7:56

your a retard maybe there is more then one bathroom o.O df..

2nd 20

Monday 6 July 2015 20:48

orrr not everyone has the same house. Idiot

Aj_teh_cool 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 21:54

funniest fml ever, and probably real! rare combo.

alexthedude 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 1:00

i agree with playdate. xDD and ya. like aton of ppl **********.just dont tell ppl.

tlol 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 1:22

Just put on some Gold Bond

Camo_Love 0

Friday 23 October 2009 12:58

Good work for admitting you **********, i dont know any girls that admit it. It's obvious that they would though. I dont see why people think it's weird for girls to but ok for guys to.