Intimacy: Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower...

By ravestradamus - 12/10/2009 12:34 - Australia

Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML

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By Bethany - 28/08/2012 21:22 - United States - Cable

Today, yet again, I was getting intimate with my shower head. Some complete genius decided to flush the toilet downstairs halfway through, which sent scalding-hot water all up in my privates. I've yet to find a comfortable sitting position. FML

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Call the waaaambulance!

By boiled ladybits - 25/06/2020 14:02

Today, I was in the shower having a little fun with the detachable shower head. I didn’t know anyone else was home until I heard a toilet flush and scalding hot water flooded my cooch. I think I need to go to the ER, but I’m too embarrassed to ask for a ride there. I can’t walk or sit properly. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 19:34 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By bcoper - 20/02/2010 14:03 - United States

Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML

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By Ouchies - 09/02/2012 17:28 - United States

Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML

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Glam_fml 0

Monday 12 October 2009 16:49

Ouch. I don't see how people can put YDI. Don't act like you all have never masterbated before.

MiaLoves 8

Tuesday 29 November 2011 0:07

That's what FML is about. Putting embarrassing things that happen to you on the Internet for other people's amusement. I'm assuming you're new to this though...

Comments

Noah_h 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 6:56

how does cold water run out

Spike300 12

Tuesday 29 March 2011 9:51

exellent point

Enjoi666 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 7:26

I thought only boys had genitals?

Clitastrophe 0

Monday 19 October 2009 10:10

Fail. Get a life.

Mescha 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 7:49

To those of you who think she stuck the shower head inside her ******, it doesn't work that way! First of all, I highly doubt it would fit, and even if it did for some crazy reason, that's not the point! It's the water hitting the ******** that is enjoyable. The shower head itself never actually touches the skin. Most guys assume that girls just wanna shove stuff in there but for the majority of girls the clitoral stimulation is what it's all about. Maybe you should take notes....especially "movie12"...I had to laugh at your ignorance...Hope you learned something! ;)

sarahbau 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 17:38

Thank you! I was about to post that. I bet most of the people who voted "YDI" thought she was actually inserting the shower head. I'm surprised that so many people don't seem to know how things work.

monster_tamer 11

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:33

True. =) I think that's where the gap between FMLers here is... I mean, being in a hot tub or a pool with a jacuzzi would be just as efficient...

mousiegirl 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 5:04

I have to say I love my detachable messaging showerhead! There are times when it comes in soooo handy...I am sure my students are glad when I start my day off with my showerhead (AND NO THEY DO NOT KNOW WHY I AM IN A BETTER MOOD FOR ALL YOU DUMBASSES THAT WOULD THINK I WOULD TELL THEM) And to those who feel a boyfriend would have solved her problem---my boyfriend enjoys watching and he's not always available when I need to relax!

srak 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 8:23

today, I knew my sister was playing with herself in the tub, so I flushed the toilet so all the cold water could run out. The next day I saw her walking funny! OWNED.

intint50 0

Friday 16 April 2010 2:29

win.

b3ll4b00 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 18:59

wow thats a bitch move. I hope karma comes back and kicks u in the balls.

Ninjaface 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 8:55

Don't worry, that won't be the last relationship to burn you.

amrie 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 9:01

If you were on your period and did that wouldn't it screw up your insides?

Sailor_Mars 6

Monday 23 August 2010 4:56

no, when you use the showerhead, it should only hit your ********, not the inside.

Smokes1194 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 16:19

Cold water doesn't scald genitals. Hot water does.

Clitastrophe 0

Monday 19 October 2009 10:14

A-duh. Get with the program, Dory.

monster_tamer 11

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:39

Maybe she can't? I can just imagine trying to figure out how to get one, finally decide to order one, and then figure out how I'm going to get Dad/Mom to order it.... Awkward. She could be fifteen or younger for all we know. 0.o;