By cricketsins - 08/11/2013 03:33 - United States - Smyrna

Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML
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cricketsins 36

Let me give some details before the blasting gets too bad: "beating" was an exaggeration. I was not literally bludgeoning him with a block of cheese. I'm sure that somewhere, someone has done this. That person was not me. It all started because he and I were picking up a few items and he just *happened* to lead me to the cheese aisle in the deli. I love cheese; he knows this and was teasing me. So, one poke led to a pinch, and all of a sudden my cheese-rage took hold and I was swatting him with a block of cheese. It was all in good fun. We are always joking and wrestling around. While we have both seriously hurt one another while wrestling, it's always an accident.

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Top comments

Tdrizzzzzly 19

Excuse me, ma'am, no--please stop hitting him with the chee--ma'am, plea--o-okay it's time for you two to go

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Comments

blackonblight 32

Ok, I can't be the only one craving cheese after reading the whole thing, follow up and all. It wasn't cheese-based-weapon abuse, it was goofing off taken beyond store appropriate actions. So blame not the cheese! ...when was the last time I ate a meal...

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suckitstyles 11

I think we'd all like some context to this story.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Just don't run him over with a cheese wheel...

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shitsville 13

I'm not sure why, but this is wheely funny!

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iamthunder 4

You must be the granddaughter of the grandma who beat her fully grown son at the zoo.

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TheComentor 2

She got kicked out because she was lactose intolerant.

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Jeffy91 28

A block of cheese? Really? I noticed you said you love cheese and all, but damn. Most people just use a whip or paddle to beat their partner. ha

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