By cricketsins - 08/11/2013 03:33 - United States - Smyrna

Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML
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cricketsins 36

Let me give some details before the blasting gets too bad: "beating" was an exaggeration. I was not literally bludgeoning him with a block of cheese. I'm sure that somewhere, someone has done this. That person was not me. It all started because he and I were picking up a few items and he just *happened* to lead me to the cheese aisle in the deli. I love cheese; he knows this and was teasing me. So, one poke led to a pinch, and all of a sudden my cheese-rage took hold and I was swatting him with a block of cheese. It was all in good fun. We are always joking and wrestling around. While we have both seriously hurt one another while wrestling, it's always an accident.

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Top comments

Tdrizzzzzly 19

Excuse me, ma'am, no--please stop hitting him with the chee--ma'am, plea--o-okay it's time for you two to go

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Comments

dane18 12

**** that shit, get back in there and kick his ass with a watermelon

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Thr33to16 8

YDI. No pity for the stupid

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jonahwalzer 12

Hmmmmm, seems cheesy to me

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thegreycat_fml 12

What the **** is wrong with you?

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sabrinalynn22 19

Well I'm sure there's better ways for cheese to be used.

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furubafan74 18

YDI it for beating your boyfriend, since even you admit that you were in a "cheese-rage". Which is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard in your life. If you were beating someone with food in my store, I would have had the cops come, then you could explain your "playful cheese-rage" and why you were damaging store property to them.

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Curlytwirly22 17

Beat whoever kicked you out with the same block then

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