By cricketsins - 08/11/2013 03:33 - United States - Smyrna

Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML
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cricketsins 36

Let me give some details before the blasting gets too bad: "beating" was an exaggeration. I was not literally bludgeoning him with a block of cheese. I'm sure that somewhere, someone has done this. That person was not me. It all started because he and I were picking up a few items and he just *happened* to lead me to the cheese aisle in the deli. I love cheese; he knows this and was teasing me. So, one poke led to a pinch, and all of a sudden my cheese-rage took hold and I was swatting him with a block of cheese. It was all in good fun. We are always joking and wrestling around. While we have both seriously hurt one another while wrestling, it's always an accident.

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Top comments

Tdrizzzzzly 19

Excuse me, ma'am, no--please stop hitting him with the chee--ma'am, plea--o-okay it's time for you two to go

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Comments

Tattoo_Freak 15

Wow. Just wow. Sometimes the comments are much more entertaining that the actual story... This is definitely one of those times.

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maryroselynn 3

You people and your drama.... Me and my husband play fight all the time and it's gets rough but we're always just messing around I've beat him up with bread in the grocery store and he got me with the bagels but it was just us having fun... He loves that shit! All you people must be a real fun time ?

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KrystleG 4

I feel like this could happen to anyone....my husband frustrates me SO bad while grocery shopping, he isn't even allowed to go with me anymore (I get that might have been his plan all along lol) and I laugh while shopping now, listening to all of the couples arguing!

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gabimk23 13

this has to be one of my favorite fmls

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Bob_Gray 6

This is the best fml and subsequent comment section ever. Thank you, Cricketsins, and all of you glorious punsmiths. I really needed these laughs today.

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letthis1befree 1

What the bloody hell is the back story on this ?

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guesswhatlifesux 14

Personally, I think she abused the cheese and should face serious jail time for harming such a delicate creature. RIP cheese

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tactbags 4

Nakatan ur story brings up more questions then it answers I'm sorry u aparrently have never been close enough to anyone to engage in Horse play. it's people with that outlook that step into situations an make them far worse then they are. but really this story is to funny thank you for sharing it :)

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IOW_fml 1

Did he say e-dam you

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