By cricketsins - 08/11/2013 03:33 - United States - Smyrna

Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML
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cricketsins 36

Let me give some details before the blasting gets too bad: "beating" was an exaggeration. I was not literally bludgeoning him with a block of cheese. I'm sure that somewhere, someone has done this. That person was not me. It all started because he and I were picking up a few items and he just *happened* to lead me to the cheese aisle in the deli. I love cheese; he knows this and was teasing me. So, one poke led to a pinch, and all of a sudden my cheese-rage took hold and I was swatting him with a block of cheese. It was all in good fun. We are always joking and wrestling around. While we have both seriously hurt one another while wrestling, it's always an accident.

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Top comments

Tdrizzzzzly 19

Excuse me, ma'am, no--please stop hitting him with the chee--ma'am, plea--o-okay it's time for you two to go

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Comments

Bentonic 11

... all the good cheese puns are taken ...

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sanecatlady 13

This sounds like something out of an 80's sitcom.

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Quiet_one 22

It sounds like you and your boyfriend may not be old enough to go to the grocery store unsupervised. That's cute though. I had a "boyfriend" when I was three, too.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

"We wait for our cheese to mature!" This one is NOT ready! But I can just picture this happening; casually walking through the cheese aisle and see a girl hitting her boyfriend with a block of it. It's actually making me crack up. I'd ask if OP actually did it, but seeing as how she admitted to it with a follow-up, the question is moot. But hey, at least she didn't abuse him by cutting the cheese on him...cheeeeese to the rescue!

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Rapunzel1974 23

Wow. Good thing this didn't happen in the cutlery section.

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DevilsAltair 8

See,it's men like these who know how to be the better person(unless he hit u back)(unless u started it)

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caligirllife 11

How is that fml for you? Your boyfriends life is the one that sucks

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mdcdeve 10

This is the kind of Fml where the op replies and says. All the comments were hilarious, but it was all fun and games and me and my bf have the perfect relationship.

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