Miscellaneous: Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle... - FML

By breakfast tea - 07/04/2012 19:30 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML

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By siikman313 - 12/09/2011 21:37 - United States

Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML

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By shnigel - 27/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML

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By 4.0delinquent - 25/01/2022 19:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML

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By John - 30/06/2012 05:08 - United States - Watertown

Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked into a conference room for what I thought was my department meeting. It turned out to be a support group for people with anger management issues. They weren't pleased with my suggestion to "calm down." FML

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By sharpie2792 - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

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By sassman - 01/12/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML

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By Username - 31/07/2019 00:01 - Singapore

Today, I was put in lockup for accidentally scaring the officer by lifting my hand to scratch my head. FML

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By baller12 - 03/02/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML

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Unfair

By Anonymous - 20/02/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML

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eddeeezzyy 19

Sunday 8 April 2012 1:59

Oh the irony!

DocBastard 38

Sunday 8 April 2012 2:35

Meeting official: Please introduce yourself. OP: I'm Bob. Official: Now tell us why you're here. OP: No. Official: I said do it! OP: NO! **** YOU! Official: That's it! It's on, asshole!

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fmluser1292 4

Sunday 8 April 2012 6:20

I feel pretty!

FloTimmyKO 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 6:39

Goooosfraba

rcgirl2 11

Sunday 8 April 2012 6:45

Was Adam Sandler, Jack Nicholson, and the two bi-polar lesbians there?

holly1398 5

Sunday 8 April 2012 7:01

scuffle is a funny word

shahroni1 3

Sunday 8 April 2012 7:31

FYL.

jessimica642 8

Sunday 8 April 2012 8:12

Thats what happens when you group a bunch of angry people in a room together

badmike89 6

Sunday 8 April 2012 9:27

Frakin awesome food for thought for my next class maybe I won't have to go back

DrNuggetcase 3

Sunday 8 April 2012 10:30

Kicked out of AA for drinking in class: Check Kicked out of Anger Management for fighting in class: Check Now, onto that Sex Addicts meeting...

rokrholic 3

Sunday 8 April 2012 14:58

I'm thinkin someone in ur class was the 'brown noser-ass kisser-OVER sharer'...those attention seekers needa shut up and sit still! I'm about one week class away from making 'her' do exactly that! Being accountable is what matters...no problem.

annihil8or 15

Sunday 8 April 2012 15:47

Trying to be like steven segal, huh?

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