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At least you got a good story out of it. Ask your guy friends if they know any good guys for you
Urine trouble if you think a stream of pee puns aren't coming. I mean, I am with you in that pee puns piss me off as well. But, some peeple just want to watch the world get pissed on.
Sarcasm,anyone?
He should date someone with crones disease.. ( or is it chromes? However it's spelled)
Oh my god, don't get me started on Crone's Disease. I swear, I was with those witches ONE TIME and they infected me. Now whenever I laugh, I start cackling, and when I cook, I have the urge to use a cauldron and quote spells. I'm lots of fun at Halloween though.
Don't forget the ulcers!
@ #38 crohn's disease isn't something that can be given to someone by another person. you have to inherit it. that witch gave you an STD stupid.
Coming from someone who has Crohn's, and has studied it in my physiology class, I can say that there is no way that it has anything to do with him liking to be peed on. Crohn's is an irritable bowel disease. I honestly don't understand how this has anything to do with his interest in pee.
Crohn's disease can cause nearly uncontrollable urination at times.. My grandma has it lol
My father has had it for years, and I have a extremely severe case with every possible symptom I have ever known to be possible. I have yet to find out about a symptom I haven't had. I can tell you, from having it, studying it in depth in class, and talking to my doctor many times, no. Crohn's disease doesn't cause issues with the bladder like that. It is in the digestive system, not the urinary tract.
fyl if you read 50 shades of gray
would you like a golden shower OP?
Screw it, I don't care if I'm poisoned, because in the games of puns... If urine it, urine it to win it!
umm u r not supposed to have sex on the first date hun
OP can have sex whenever she wants (with a consenting adult). Also given the creep factor of the guy I'd bet this came up in casual conversation.
Keywords
You just have to understand Internet dating lingo. "Tall handsome man" means "short ugly freak". "Hot blonde" means at least 350 pounds. And when they actually admit to being freaky, run.
Sounds like he wouldn't need to worry about the condoms, he isn't getting laid anyways.