By Anonymous - 25/04/2013 15:10 - Canada - Midland

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Today, I was excited for my first date in a while, with a "tall handsome business man." Turns out he "doesn't feel emotions anymore", likes getting peed on, and "doesn't do condoms." Thanks, internet dating. FML
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DocBastard 38

You just have to understand Internet dating lingo. "Tall handsome man" means "short ugly freak". "Hot blonde" means at least 350 pounds. And when they actually admit to being freaky, run.

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lhazz11 23

Sounds like he wouldn't need to worry about the condoms, he isn't getting laid anyways.

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_DudeGuy_ 16

Op, he doesn't do condoms.... He does you. *Cue Bow chicka wow wow music*

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pnutbutternjelly 15

Honestly, what did you expect? There's usually a reason people report to online dating sites to meet people.

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xTrepidation 14

I used to think that way about online dating too, I never thought it could work. I was proven wrong when my mom found her current husband of 7 years online. You're just as likely to meet a weirdo through regular dating as you can on the internet.

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Zebediabolical 39

I disagree completely. It's much easier to hide being a weirdo on an internet dating site than it is in the usual offline methods of meeting people. Your mom is just one of those people who skews the curve and makes everyone think it's safe!

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graphicstyle7 17

I totally disagree.

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squideth 18

Online dating is safe if you're cautious and know what you're doing...just like real life. I've met some amazing people online. Just like I've met some horrible creeps in real life. But you only hear the horror stories of online dating, so of course you'd think that it's all bad. Open up your mind a bit.

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Arcadiaaa 12

It was hard for me to meet people and I met my man on the internet and we are now actually engaged and VERY happy :).

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pandaeatworld 5

If...if you found out thing 1 and thing 2.... Why were you still around to find out thing 3?!

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ordonblade46 3

Online dating gets what you want about as much as McDonald's gets your order right

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

Well, at least he put it all out there on the first date. He must be an amateur. A pro wouldn't disclose those gems until later. Sorry OP.

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xTrepidation 14

I wonder why he didn't list his interests on his dating profile! Seems like a real ladies man with those qualities.

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natashaapickle 8

At least it wasn't a fat lesbian like it usually is on "catfish"

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katties 27

Oh, business man, I guess you should expect him liking golden showers then :P But really, from my mom's experience, there are few people on dating sites, unfortunately, that don't have some strange quirk. I really think they should be honest and go on a site for women who actually like that kind of kinky instead of scaring women who, most likely, aren't into such things.

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peachykeenLNG 13

This does suck, but in some part YDI, just for expecting to meet someone normal from the internet. For a lot of people there are big reasons they have to resort to internet dating... unpopular fetishes and emotional constipation included

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Giluh 19

Sounds like a pissy situation. Yes. I totally went there and more ;)

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