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lol
Aww cute wittle babiessss!(: I'd say thats a better view than a bunch of clouds and stuff.(: you'll get over it op.(:
Whiner.
I dont see how this is an Fml. you Cant read the tickets right so this just mean you are a dumpass who deserves it!
My trip to the States is 14 hours. Stop bitchin'
Mine is almost a day. so stop comparing.
There are these things called books. I believe there are still a few left that you can find outside of Kindle. Try it out next time, you may learn something.
Nobody asked
I know! What's OP gonna do for THREE WHOLE HOURS????
Imagine a papercut on the tip of your penis.
you all are ghetto.
Purple ear..?
Kykyshay. Stfu. You're annoying. Just leave.
oh yeah, so soothing. I had the biggest urge to beat up this baby on a flight, I was never so annoyed in my life as I was on that plane.
I see that sarcasm still eludes the masses.
I thought you said you treat people how you want to be treated...
I would demand a refund and stress compensation :P
Doubt it would work but if you have the balls to complain over nothing, go for it... Something like that would really piss me off...
You wouldn't get one? Just cause screaming babies are a total pain in the ass it doesn't mean they don't have just as much a right to be on the plane as you do, OP just be glad your not the person who has to deal with the baby and the stress of having people give eyes at you because of something you can't help. Pity about the window seat though..
It. Was. A. *******. Joke.
Who doesn't?
speaking of windows nice glasses
that...was burn
33 at least she has the guts to put up a picture of herself. not to judge, but you probably look like a fat paler version of Kristin Stewart with an anus shaped mouth. go eat some bat shit in your cave. it's dinner time.
damn! ^^ lmaaao
Damn that was the best comeback I've heard in a while!
lmfao that was hilarious
what are you? 10? window seats arnt that exciting and you expect to be seated with unruly children. be thankful it's only a couple of hours...
last time I checked a flight is not related to a train? OP said flight not train
He bought a window seat but there wasn't a window there
It's the battle of OP v.s Toddlers and baby. Who will cry more?
nice
yeah, that sucks, but try being the one with the kids that everyone hates... sucks even worse, trust me! I have two kids under two and do a lot of flying. and I've flown alone and had kids next to me. much worse when they are yours!
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You know those shades over the windows? I've always wondered why they had to be up during takeoff and landing. It's not like the pilot plans on parallel parking and asking the passengers "how close am I?" Sorry for randomness, but I didn't feel like bitching.
right? just like the sound of noisy police cars and gun shots outside my house... it puts me right to sleep