By Dobby123 - 08/11/2009 20:44 - Mexico

Today, I was falling asleep on my desk, my head on my fist. My elbow slipped off the edge of the desk and I punched myself, leaving a fist mark on my cheek. At school, people think my parents hit me. My parents think I'm getting bullied at school. No one believes the actual story. FML
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Dobby123 0

For those who don't get it, beside my desk is a table a little bit lower than the desk. When my elbow hit that, it stopped, but my head kept on going and technically my face hit my fist, although my fist also hit my face. Sorry couldn't put that in the story, we can only write 300 characters, so yeah. I still have no idea how I could've hit my face so hard I got a mark :(

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Entheatus 13

Your physics would work if the head was a free object, but it's kinda attached to a neck. So yes, it's perfectly valid that your elbow could go first, followed by your head once your body slumped over after it was knocked off balance. Kind of like kicking the stool out from under a man about to be hung from the gallows.

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DameGreyWulf 0

That's just awesome. I mean, for us. Not so much for you.

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ragsy 7

I don't believe it either. If you bruise that easily you should see a doctor.

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pinkkloverr 0

haha this fml kinda reminds of when i was little... a couple years after my parents divorce, when i was 8 or 9, a social worker came over to my dad's apartment. she looked at me and asked me in front of my parents if they beat me or hit me... it was because she saw my eye. my ENTIRE life i've had this vein near the corner of the bottom part of my eye that sticks out and is noticeable... kinda like how a vein sticks out on the back of your hand. sometimes the vein looked like it would come and go away occasionally, but now its stayed there for at least a few years.

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Arancaytar 0

They don't believe you're enough of a clod to have stumbled that badly. Be flattered. :P

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clairebearo1 2

no i totally get it. his elbow slipped, then hit his lap. then his head followed and hit his fist. it doesn't seem hard enough to bruise, but try it.... its actually pretty plausable.

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the2belo 0

Play both sides against the middle, and SUE EVERYBODY#$%&#{`$+%&{#`$;56[@;.

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cornbreadking 0

You can probably use the parents beating you view to get sympathy sex .....just sayin

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Mhmalyssa_fml 0

Lmao, this had to be my ultimate fav fml !!

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silversonic75 6

Obviously, one of your hands (the one that punched you) is out to get you. Never pickup a dangerous object with that hand. Like a knife for instance.... You'll be "accidentally" stabbed in your sleep.

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ohmybobbert 16

you definitely deserved it. you are NOT suppose to be sleeping in school. idiot! this is not FML worthy and you wouldn't even have a mark on your face. clearly a fake and such a bad lie.

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